Basically, the lawyer who produced this was told by the judge to present his amicus brief for a fairly complex case in five pages. I'm no lawyer, but even I know this is very difficult. So he took a very creative approach...
I thought he'd have made each page ten feet long or something, but this is much cooler.
#3
Bowielee
Judges aren't exactly known for this senses of humor. I have a feeling this went over like a fart in church. Assuming, of course, that it's real in the first place.
#4
Neon Pirate
Now that is magnificent! Met the requirement and made the argument with perfect clarity. Hope the judge recognizes it as such and does not require a 5 page rewrite.
