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http://gizmodo.com/5543273/ninjas-save-man-from-being-mugged-and-beaten

That is pretty funny and awesome at the same time. I guess the muggers are stupid to actually trying to rob someone in front of a dojo.

Obviously ninjas in training. Otherwise, one ninja would have sufficed.

Excellent beginning, though.

Those ninja failed because they were actually spotted. True ninja would have been described by witnesses as shadows or ghosts. They probably committed ritual seppuku after realizing their dishonor.

Important Safety Tip: If you see a ninja in your house, he's not a real ninja.

Cool story.

The thugs were probably too busy running away to realize that a ninja attack shouldn't have come as a surprise when they were mugging someone right in front of a dojo full of students training in traditional black ninja garb.

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Ninjas did not, traditionally, war a black garb. Thus, we have a dojo of ninja posers, which explains their lack of ninja-ness

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Troll said:

Important Safety Tip: If you see a ninja in your house, he's not a real ninja.

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That is an awesome saying, and I will totally steal it, "forget" to attribute it to you, and eventually become famous due to your hard work

Y'all are right. If they were TRUE ninjas, the muggers would have never saw them and probably captured and left for the authority.

Chibibar said:

Y'all are right. If they were TRUE ninjas, the muggers would have never saw them and probably captured and efficiently killed

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Along with all their familes/daimyo