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Fattest Chinese kid ever!

Mar 24, 2011#1

Dave

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-3-weighs-staggering-132lbs-hes-growing.html

Hey parents, YOU CAN TELL YOUR WHINY KID "NO"!!!!!

Mar 24, 2011#2

Ravenpoe

More like the eight ton path, amirite?

... because he looks kinda like the fat, happy buddha.

Screw you guys, this is comedy gold!

Mar 24, 2011#3

sixpackshaker

damn, he looks like he is blind due to the fat on his face.
Added at: 13:44
Forgot to add, it's more anti-Chinese propaganda.

Mar 24, 2011#4

Hylian

The Mario shirt isn't doing much to combat the typical gamer stereotype.

Mar 24, 2011#5

@Li3n

Just saw this kid in a newspaper on the bus this morning... and then i saw his future looking for the dermatology department and getting so tired from walking a few metres that he sat on the 1st thing he could, which was a scale... that was funny and sad at the same time...

Mar 24, 2011#6

Dave

sixpackshaker said:
damn, he looks like he is blind due to the fat on his face.
Added at: 13:44
Forgot to add, it's more anti-Chinese propaganda.

It's not anti-Chinese at all. It's anti-dumbass parents.

Mar 24, 2011#7

@Li3n

sixpackshaker said:
Forgot to add, it's more anti-Chinese propaganda.

THE CHINESE ARE TALKING OUR NO.1 SPOT ON THE FATTEST COUNTRY LIST TOO NOW.... WE MUST STOP THEM.........

Mar 24, 2011#8

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
It's not anti-Chinese at all. It's anti-dumbass parents.

Go to just about any Major Western Paper/News Service and there will be some story of weird-ass shit happening in China. It comes down Every Single Day. They must have hired out some of Jerry Springer's Employees to move out of the South (or the North Country since this is the UK) and into China, to find the dregs of humanity.

We have 1/4 their population and likely have more children that are morbidly obese.

Mar 24, 2011#9

HCGLNS

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I thinking that there must be something medically wrong with the child. Most babies don't eat at that rate.

Mar 24, 2011#10

makare

It sounds like the parents have been trying to get him to be more active.

Mar 24, 2011#11

Frankie Williamson

Man, that old racist joke, how do you blindfold an asian, actually fits for him.

Mar 24, 2011#12

ThatNickGuy

Kid'll have a heart attack before he's twelve.

Mar 24, 2011#13

SpecialKO

They should make him chase a plate of sweet buns (mmm, sweet buns) up and down a mountain a few times.

Mar 24, 2011#14

ThatNickGuy

Come to think of it, soon as he's old enough to work in a sweatshop (what's that? Two years away?), he'll drop weight.

Mar 24, 2011#15

North_Ranger

Well, considering that about one in six people in the world today is Chinese, these weird things have a fair chance of appearing there. Although I wonder why we never hear weird shit from India, even though the population of India is almost as big as China's.

Also... I have to admit disliking this kind of "news". They're the modern-day version of a freak show, sometimes wrapped in a false blanket of actually giving a shit.

Mar 24, 2011#16

makare

I have a general interest in genetic anomalies and a lot of those occur in India.

Mar 24, 2011#17

PatrThom

He's probably got that thing that doesn't tell you when you're full (Leptin resistance, I think?). Poor kid. Even if he gets his condition under control, he's still going to feel hungry all the time (barring some sort of medical breakthrough).

--Patrick

Mar 24, 2011#18

Jiarn

ThatNickGuy said:
Kid'll have a heart attack before he's twelve.

Dead by 20 unfortunately if something isn't done.

Mar 24, 2011#19

Mathias

North_Ranger said:
Well, considering that about one in six people in the world today is Chinese, these weird things have a fair chance of appearing there. Although I wonder why we never hear weird shit from India, even though the population of India is almost as big as China's.

Also... I have to admit disliking this kind of "news". They're the modern-day version of a freak show, sometimes wrapped in a false blanket of actually giving a shit.

Cause an Indian family has like 50 kids compared to the single kid Chinese couples have. Spoiled only child syndrome...

Mar 25, 2011#20

drifter

North_Ranger said:
Although I wonder why we never hear weird shit from India, even though the population of India is almost as big as China's.

Mar 25, 2011#21

Ravenpoe

...

Shiva jokes would be considered poor taste, wouldn't they?

I'll show myself out.

Mar 25, 2011#22

Wasabi Poptart

Actually, Poe, I think I remember this girl being heralded in her village as an incarnation of a Hindu goddess.

Mar 26, 2011#23

PatrThom

Yup. Caused quite a stir.

--Patrick

Mar 27, 2011#24

doomdragon6

North_Ranger said:
Well, considering that about one in six people in the world today is Chinese, these weird things have a fair chance of appearing there. Although I wonder why we never hear weird shit from India, even though the population of India is almost as big as China's.

Also... I have to admit disliking this kind of "news". They're the modern-day version of a freak show, sometimes wrapped in a false blanket of actually giving a shit.

This stuff comes from India ALL the time.

Remember Tree Man?

Mar 27, 2011#25

LittleSin

What...what the fuck?!

Mar 28, 2011#26

@Li3n

doomdragon6 said:
This stuff comes from India ALL the time.

Remember Tree Man?

Shredder's been putting mutagen in the water again i see...

Mar 28, 2011#27

strawman

LittleSin said:
What...what the fuck?!

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-10-02/...mmon-warts-immune-system-growths?_s=PM:HEALTH

The figured out what was going on, cut off most of the growths, but are probably still trying to kill the virus that's causing it.

Mar 28, 2011#28

Docseverin

Frankie Williamson said:
Man, that old racist joke, how do you blindfold an asian, actually fits for him.

Put a windshield in front of them? I thought that easily applied to all of them.

Mar 28, 2011#29

Frankie Williamson

Docseverin said:
Put a windshield in front of them? I thought that easily applied to all of them.

The one punchline I always heard was a string of dental floss.

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