FRUITCAKE! (was: Teen Hit By Car After Flashing Her Boobs)

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figmentPez

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Teen Hit By Car After Flashing Her Boobs

Yeah, I just found that out.

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This thread is now about fruitcake.
 
Teen Hit By Car After Flashing Her Boobs

MMMMMMMM... fruitcake.

It looks like holiday vomit, but it tastes so damn good.

I'm a huge fan of the consistancy of the food, sometimes to the point where taste is a secondary to it and fruitcake is one of those things that just hits the sweet spot between firm and chewey. If it's made properly, that is.
 
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Philosopher B.

Teen Hit By Car After Flashing Her Boobs

Looks like bird food, yo. But I'll try anything once.

Edit: Unless it smells bad. I allus smell food afore I go puttin' my chompers in that shee-it.
 
Teen Hit By Car After Flashing Her Boobs

I have never understood why people call doorstops 'fruitcake', because it sounds like food, like something you're supposed to eat.
 
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