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I just remembered, my fiancee's OB/GYN's name is Dr. Finger.
Lol

I once heard tell of a relative of a coworker who had named their baby Holden Cox.

The doctor that delivered me was named Dr. Spock.

Out in Austin, TX or near Austin, TX, there is apparently a doctor who performs vasectomies named Dr. Richard Chop. Get it?

My wife went to school with two girls that had the last name of Trout.

Their first names?

Rainbow and Brook.

-Adam

I had a gyn named Dr. Busch.

I called a guy at work today whose middle name was Supple.

I misread the thread title at first and thought this thread would be about Michael Haneke's Funny Games

My high school biology teacher was named Dr. Love.

We have a podiatrist named Dr. Foot stationed here on base.

Kissinger said:

My high school biology teacher was named Dr. Love.

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Was he/she a junkie?

"No time for jones, Dr. Love!"

ZenMonkey said:

Kissinger said:

My high school biology teacher was named Dr. Love.

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Was he/she a junkie?

"No time for jones, Dr. Love!"

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Had two girlfriends named:

Peaches

and

Candy Pepper.

Those were their given birth names.

My brother in law has a friend named Erotica.

The weatherman in my home city named his daughter April Showers.

There was a chiropractor in Kingston named Dr. Pain.

ElJuski

Not ironic in any way, but I shared a classroom with a Passwater and a Glasscock.

Awful last names.

I saw this guy on tv a couple of years back - he was the head guy of some museum. His last name was Ex, and his first name began with a S.

Meraede said:

The weatherman in my home city named his daughter April Showers.

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I used to date a girl named April Flowers. My first girlfriend was Terry Truelove.

My sisters last name was (before she got married) Knight.

Three guesses on what her first name was.

A friend of mine runs a landscaping business. One of his employees, this young kid, 16 or 17, has the very, very unfortunate name of Michael Hunt. This is an awesome Necro.

Frank said:

A friend of mine runs a landscaping business. One of his employees, this young kid, 16 or 17, has the very, very unfortunate name of Michael Hunt. This is an awesome Necro.

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Yeah, I went to school with a kid that had this name. Heh. Callii's kids didn't believe me, so I hadda pull out the old yearbook and show them.

My aunt married a guy whose surname is Dick. They named their kid Justin Aaron. I thought i was getting some kind of spam a couple weeks ago when I got a facebook request for someone named "Just A. Dick" until I realized who it was. :lol:

A guy at work had a funeral yesterday for a friend of his. It was the kind of funeral I'd like t have as it was a total drunkfest party to celebrate a life lived instead of a mourning of a death.

And what do you expect for a guy who was buried in coveralls and was named Richard Dickman. His younger brother was there. His name is HAROLD Dickman.

Yes, their parents named them Dick Dickman and Harry Dickman.

I knew of a Babyboy Jack [Lastname]. He never knew his first name was Babyboy. Not until he was drafted and went to Boot Camp, where his Drill Sargent had read his birth certificate. And he was called Baby for the entire time he was in the military.

How the hell did you find this thread. It's from 10 months ago.

I know a guy named "The very precious blood of our Lord JesusChrist". People call him Mr. Precio.
I also know someone named "Holy semen of the gods"

How do i know these people? I used to work in a bank who gives loans to farmers. People from very rural zones in Ecuador love to give this kind of names.

Translated name for a guy who ran a gardening show on telly some years back:

Arnie Plant.

I've always been a big fan of the law firm:

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

*nyuk nyuk nyuk*

Always worth a mention

Dick Trickle

doomdragon6 said:

How the hell did you find this thread. It's from 10 months ago.

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I am the Necromancer. Coo coo ca choo.

And my sisters first name is Veronica. That's right. Veronica Knight. Of course she never used Veronica. She went by her middle name which is Stormi.

Customers given name: Mango Wango.

Cynicism Kil--

AHHH FUCK


Yeserday at the library I mailed about a book by a guy named Chad Butt. I snickered.

My last name is Lust. My uncle is Richard Lust. That's right...Dick Lust.

The manufacturer of the shower stall in the 100 year old house I'm currently staying in is Mustee (specifically E. L. Mustee & Sons).

Thread Necromancer;390705][QUOTE=doomdragon6 said:

How the hell did you find this thread. It's from 10 months ago.

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I am the Necromancer. Coo coo ca choo.

And my sisters first name is Veronica. That's right. Veronica Knight. Of course she never used Veronica. She went by her middle name which is Stormi.[/QUOTE]

Is your sister a porn star, or perhaps a stripper?

There was a lady near the town I grew up named Ima Pigg. No lie.

I read a paper called Microbes on the human vagina epithelium by Dr. Hyman.

Frank;390815][QUOTE=Thread Necromancer;390705][QUOTE=doomdragon6 said:

How the hell did you find this thread. It's from 10 months ago.

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I am the Necromancer. Coo coo ca choo.

And my sisters first name is Veronica. That's right. Veronica Knight. Of course she never used Veronica. She went by her middle name which is Stormi.[/QUOTE]

Is your sister a porn star, or perhaps a stripper?[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHhahahahaha....

no.

dr_awkward said:

There was a lady near the town I grew up named Ima Pigg. No lie.

I read a paper called Microbes on the human vagina epithelium by Dr. Hyman.

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There is a famous governor's daughter from Texas named Ima Hogg.


There was a joke that she had a sister named Ura.

I got a call from an insurance adjuster once named "Jim Fink"

There's a tech in my town with the last name "Wimp"

Any person of Asian descent with the last name Wang.

Watching the documentary "Secrets of the Dead" and 11 minutes in, one of the people interviewed is Jan Assmann .. I kid you not!

What secrets has he been poking around in??