So that's it? No more questions? No one is curious about me?
Well, then, I have one piece of advice for you - Get to know me! Get to know my likes, my dislikes. What makes me tick? What makes me me? Do I always come to life in the Spring? Why do I never wear a hat? Why was I banned from Bangkok? Get to know me!
Now, here's a letter from a man who lives in Manhatten: "Dear General, before I got to know you, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody. I didn't have a cent to my name. In fact, I didn't have a name - I couldn't afford one. And then I got to know you, and today they call me Donald Trump!" Get to know me!
What do I do in my spare time? Have I always had this much hair? Where is my secret freckle? Why do women call me "The Anchor"? Am I Jon Lovitz in disguise? Get to know me!
Now, here's a letter from a woman who lives in Europe: "Dear General, before I got to know you, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody. I had bad teeth and couldn't afford braces. And then one day, I got to know you. Well, I never got those braces, but today they call me Queen Elizabeth!" Get to know me!
Now, here's a letter from someone who didn't get to know me: "Dear Blank, I didn't get to know you, signed Nobody." Now, I know some of you are probably thinking, "What a jerk!" Congratulations! You're getting to know me! So, remember, if you want to get to know me, get to know me!