Generate Glenn Beck Conspiracies With the Push of a Button

[Krisken]

Now, with one easy push of your mouse button, you can create Glenn Beck style conspiracies!

Enjoy!

 

[Jiarn]

The leftist Al Qaeda conspirators who control Congress are plotting with underwear bombers to euthanize ideological dissidents, just like Franklin Roosevelt did to the Confederates at Bull Run.

Man, Teddy sure did love his Underwear Bombers.....

 

[Tress]

The Obama administration and the illuminati are molesting our Constitution with intent to change U.S. currency by putting Al Gore, Michael Moore, and Keith Olbermann on $1, $5 and $14 bills. Add up those numbers and what do you get? 20, which is the same day of the month Hitler was born.

I knew it!

 

[Denbrought]

The Obama administration and the illuminati are molesting our Constitution with intent to change U.S. currency by putting Al Gore, Michael Moore, and Keith Olbermann on $1, $5 and $14 bills. Add up those numbers and what do you get? 20, which is the same day of the month Hitler was born.

This brings me joy.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Leftist sodomites are conspiring with FEMA so they can enslave you in FEMA camps. You are on the list. Everyone is on the list.

So sayeth the spider.

 

[makare]

I love it

The Haiti-helping hippies who work in the White House are plotting with underwear bombers to bring all FOX News hosts before a death panel. And if we don't stop them now, it could happen to you.