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Yes @Squidleybits , after sixteen years of wrapping birthday presents, our giant roll of neverending wrapping paper has wrapped its last present.

Goodbye roll, you will be missed.

Poor thing. It was $10 well spent at Costco.

Sixteen years?

How large was that damn thing?

chris said:

How large was that damn thing?

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Dude, she already said it was from Costco.

—Patrick

chris said:

Sixteen years?

How large was that damn thing?

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Actual years, not even accounting for the current POTUS time effect.

PatrThom said:

Dude, she already said it was from Costco.

—Patrick

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Costco don't exist here. I don't know how freakishly large their products are.

chris said:

Sixteen years?

How large was that damn thing?

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Hard to carry out of the store large. I bought it our first Christmas in the house.

In its defense, I did get some tired of it over the years, so alternate holiday paper was bought a few times.

I mean I loved it every day.

My family had a giant roll of wrapping paper that lasted like 30+ years. Of course, it was hideous, and we only used it for gag gifts. I wonder if my parents still have it...

I try to buy smaller rolls of wrapping paper, ones that can be used up relatively quickly.

This facilitates access to the cardboard tube, for lightsaber battles.

bhamv3 said:

I try to buy smaller rolls of wrapping paper, ones that can be used up relatively quickly.

This facilitates access to the cardboard tube, for lightsaber battles.

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You are so awesome.

I hate wrapping presents and now I'm upset because I'm going to have to. Bah, humbug.

blotsfan said:

I hate wrapping presents and now I'm upset because I'm going to have to. Bah, humbug.

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Have you considered enrobing them in chocolate?

--Patrick

Gift bags and glitter paper are a live safer.