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Goblins updated!

Nov 11, 2009#1

bhamv3

http://goblins.keenspot.com/

Finally we're out of Brassmoon City. The story in there was nice, but to be honest I'm ready for something different now.

Plus Fox is hot.

Nov 11, 2009#2

elph

Holy shit! And people say CAD is wordy.

Nov 11, 2009#3

Dave

NO!

*fwump*

Nov 11, 2009#4

North_Ranger

Sonofacrap, that comic needs a seriously more set schedule...

Nov 11, 2009#5

Heavan

Every Monday, except for when it isn't on Monday.

Generally I check every Monday, though.

Nov 12, 2009#6

chakz

elph said:
Holy shit! And people say CAD is wordy.

Yes but unlike CAD Goblins is actually good.

Edit: Man its been a while since I read this, I forgot how brutal it was.

Nov 13, 2009#7

Soliloquy

Man, I already know how to solve the problem with Noe.

He must truthfully answer any question with Yes or No.

If you give him one of those fancy paradoxical questions such as "A girl walks up and says 'I'm lying.' Is she telling the truth?" there's no truthful answer.

Common knowledge dictates that this will make his head explode.

Nov 13, 2009#8

Dusty668

I was thinking the "Don't ask him anything and force him to just hang out" method.

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Also, this is not a wordy comic. Subnormality is wordy, and it has Sphinxie!!! Squeeeeeeeeeee!

Nov 13, 2009#9

Soliloquy

I'm afraid your method has a conspicuous lack of exploding heads.

Therefore, mine is superior. QED.

Nov 13, 2009#10

Green_Lantern

Impure Vyxen said:
Fuck.

I thought this was about Goblins.

erm, I mean..

yay? I guess...

wall of text critted me and I had to respawn...

When this game was made???

Nov 16, 2009#11

bhamv3

New update! I like this Noe fellow!

Nov 17, 2009#12

Dusty668

Who are we kidding, as long as the prince is there they are doomed to have Noe hope.

Dooooooooooomed.

Nov 17, 2009#13

Wahad

You Noe, I raised my hand as well.

Fucking Grem.

Nov 26, 2009#14

bhamv3

K'Seliss is AWESOME!!! PURE AWESOME!!!!

Nov 26, 2009#15

Dusty668

Nice site redesign.

Nov 26, 2009#16

Soliloquy

It's very rarely that a character manages to be badass and hilarious at the same time.

Nov 26, 2009#17

fade

elph said:
Holy shit! And people say CAD is wordy.

And about half of them hypocritically love Achewood...

Nov 26, 2009#18

ElJuski

fade;305553][quote=elph said:
Holy shit! And people say CAD is wordy.

And about half of them hypocritically love Achewood...[/QUOTE]

I don't know if it's hypocricy if Achewood does wordy wellwhereas CAD does not. Achewood's humor is more derived from the play within the text, and the context of the characters, whereas CAD jokes are two panels of filler for a one-off gag.

Just sayin'.

Nov 26, 2009#19

Gusto

Amorous Vyxen said:
Fuck.

I thought this was about Goblins.

erm, I mean..

yay? I guess...

wall of text critted me and I had to respawn...

I loved that game despite it being INFURIATING.

Mar 11, 2010#20

Dusty668

Sonovafreaking CRAP!!!!

Get it OOOOOONNN!!!!

....snakegirl? what snakegirl?

Mar 24, 2010#21

Math242

Holy Shit!

Mar 24, 2010#22

Dave

Jesus Christ!

They fucked him up!

Mar 24, 2010#23

bhamv3

Is Minmax going to lose his right arm? It might be the perspective, but that cut looks really deep.

Mar 24, 2010#24

D

Dubyamn

bhamv3 said:
Is Minmax going to lose his right arm? It might be the perspective, but that cut looks really deep.

It's the perspective. Goblin slayer missed completely before MinMax slammed his head onto the desk.

Mar 24, 2010#25

North_Ranger

Jaysus Humperdinck Christ! :shocked:

Mar 24, 2010#26

Dusty668

I know right!!!

Mar 30, 2010#27

North_Ranger

Son of a crap, he's still alive! :shocked:

Mar 30, 2010#28

Dave

Need yourself some cure critical wounds potions, fella.

Mar 30, 2010#29

Dusty668

Sonovafrakkingsheepshartingcrap!!!!!

Mar 30, 2010#30

Iaculus

Is it just me, or does that last panel demand 'shopping?

Mar 30, 2010#31

twitchmoss

:shocked:

oh goody. thats going to be in my nightmares for a while.

Mar 30, 2010#32

North_Ranger

Iaculus said:
Is it just me, or does that last panel demand 'shopping?

You have an idea. So you must shop.

What are you waiting for? SHOP!

Mar 30, 2010#33

bhamv3

Man, this guy's hard to kill.

Mar 31, 2010#34

Iaculus

North_Ranger;363347][QUOTE=Iaculus said:
Is it just me, or does that last panel demand 'shopping?

You have an idea. So you must shop.

What are you waiting for? SHOP![/QUOTE]

I lack the skills, else I would already have done it.

Just strikes me as eminently shoppable, is all.

Mar 31, 2010#35

Iaculus

Testing... 1 2 3.

Mar 31, 2010#36

bhamv3

Quick, dirty.

Mar 31, 2010#37

Dusty668

I would gladly peruse the items at these two shops.

Apr 1, 2010#38

bigcountry23

Iaculus said:
Is it just me, or does that last panel demand 'shopping?

Hmm, doesnt quite work...

Apr 7, 2010#39

bhamv3

Go Kin!

(In a rather heartbreaking, tragic way)

Apr 7, 2010#40

North_Ranger

I just hope Minmax remembers why he started fighting the Goblinslayer... I fear for Kin.

Apr 7, 2010#41

Dusty668

Oooooh yah that don't look too stable. In any sense of the word.

Apr 7, 2010#42

bhamv3

Also, did Forgoth just drink some Dragon's Lung? Man, dwarves have some pretty hardy constitution there.

Oh, and something I've been wondering and meaning to ask the DnD vets... do you get experience for PKing other adventurers? Like, would Minmax and Forgoth (but Kin now, I guess) get xp for killing Goblinslayer?

Apr 7, 2010#43

Dave

Dusty668 said:
Oooooh yah that don't look too stable. In any sense of the word.

Remember that she had been raped every damned night for God only knows how long.

I don't blame her.

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And yes, you get XP for killing anything.

Apr 7, 2010#44

Dusty668

I remember, I just think this would be a good time for anything that can move to leave the bar before she starts looking for something longer.

And beat almost completely to death each night too.

The amount you get would be a GM call based on your alignment mainly. These guys seemed to be following their alignment pretty good, so MM & Forgoth looks like they're up for some XP for incapacitating, and Kin should get some too if she declares player. Wonder if she feels the Goblins abandoned her? Woo that'll make a fun party.

Apr 16, 2010#45

Dusty668

The last update made me think of this:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

...and take their swords as fat LEWT!!!!

Apr 16, 2010#46

Soliloquy

Dusty668 said:
The last update made me think of this:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Click to expand...

...and take their swords as fat LEWT!!!!

You know, I knew Minimax was going to take Dellyn's sword the moment he dropped it while fighting Forgath.

Of course, since the crossbow bolts that are created using the same magic as Dellyn's sword are quite brittle, we can assume that Minimax will end up breaking this sword as well.

I think we've got something of a running gag on our hands.

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