God of naughty-War

[@Li3n]

NSFW: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/-contains-nudity-god-of-war/62770

Wow, that's actually kinda hot... where are the ME sex scene levels of outrage?! Or is it that they haven't noticed yet?!

 

[Gusto]

Fox News has all their brightest minds busy trying to come up with a pun on PS3 a la "Sex Box" or "Playstation Pornable".

 

[Silver Jelly]

I think it's funny that this is some kind of quicktime event.

 

[Hailey Knight]

1. This is new. Be patient.

2. You can do this at the beginning of the original God of War; it's just not as graphic.

 

[@Li3n]

2. You can do this at the beginning of the original God of War; it's just not as graphic.

GoW2 had it too, but a shaking lamp or whatever is nothing compared to boob physics...

 

[Tinwhistler]

I predict GoW 8 will singlehandedly put the final nail in the porn industry's coffin. :laugh:

 

[Jay]

That was.... well detailed.

 

[fade]

Eh. Looked like barbie dolls. And was acted just about as well.

 

[bhamv3]

Well, that settles it, I'm getting this game.

 

[ScytheRexx]

Actually I think they did it well, not to erotic and not to tame. Not nearly as gratuitous as Dante's Inferno and the Devils horse cock and scrotum.

 

[@Li3n]

Eh. Looked like barbie dolls. And was acted just about as well.

Totally brought me back to my youth and all that barbie on barbie horseplay...

 

[Chazwozel]

Actually I think they did it well, not to erotic and not to tame. Not nearly as gratuitous as Dante's Inferno and the Devils horse cock and scrotum.

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[ScytheRexx]

Let's just say if Lucifer wanted to beat you over the head with his dick or smother you with his balls, he actually could do it.

 

[@Li3n]

The baby vomiting nipples where better imo.

 

[ElJuski]

HEY GAMERZ THIS IS SOMETHING YOULL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE SO HERES A SIMULATION

 

[Chazwozel]

HEY GAMERZ THIS IS SOMETHING YOULL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE SO HERES A SIMULATION

Haha, it's like they make fun of gamerz without really making fun of them.

 

[ScytheRexx]

The baby vomiting nipples where better imo.

Hey I think when a tongue shot out of Cleopatra's nipples followed by dead babies crawling out to attack you, I lost my ability to have a boner for a whole week. The "surprise" penetration during the quick time event was hilarious though.

Cleopatra with her big "Oh ya baby, thrust that big hard... wtf you stabbed me in the ribs." type of look.

 

[ElJuski]

HEY GAMERZ THIS IS SOMETHING YOULL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE SO HERES A SIMULATION

Haha, it's like they make fun of gamerz without really making fun of them.[/QUOTE]

At one point I actually considered that section being a tease to all the masturbating teens and basement virgins playing the game. But then I realized the game designers once were masturbating teens and or are basement virgins.

Tits sell games, bro!