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Great Moments in Online Shopping

#1

Zappit

Zappit

Let's share those really, really unbelievable finds here. First up, Uranium fucking Ore on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM...ok0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356107148011-SBMJJ

These are some of the best "reviews" I've read.

"Now my teeth STAY clean, no matter what."


#2

blotsfan

blotsfan

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII


#3

strawman

strawman

blotsfan said:
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
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If you need a left handed banana slicer (especially for those living in the southern hemisphere, where left handed bananas are more common) you can now make your own if you have access to a 3D printer:

http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:38847


#4

blotsfan

blotsfan

Thank goodness! I am left handed and that did look like a turn off. When I learn how to 3D print, that'll be my first object.

Seriously though, that does look like a pretty handy item if you're someone who does regularly chop up bananas for cereal.


#5

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

"Whaddya mean you can't fly?!?!" Santa's rejects.


#6

blotsfan

blotsfan

I had reindeer sausage before. It was very lean. I liked it.


#7

Emrys

Emrys

WasabiPoptart said:
"Whaddya mean you can't fly?!?!" Santa's rejects.
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Rudooooooolph!


#8

bhamv3

bhamv3

Rudolph the red meat reindeer
Had a lot of meat on his bones
He tasted great as a steak
Or as a topping for scones


#9

Emrys

Emrys

bhamv3 said:
Or as a topping for scones
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You have weird dietary habits.


#10

bhamv3

bhamv3

Emrys said:
You have weird dietary habits.
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It's true, to me afternoon tea simply isn't complete unless I can spread some minced reindeer on my scone.


#11

Emrys

Emrys

You're a true gourmand.


#12

Dave

Dave

bhamv3 said:
Rudolph the red meat reindeer
Had a lot of meat on his bones
He tasted great as a steak
Or as a topping for scones
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All of the other reindeer,
were covered up in bar-b-que sauce,
Braised, basted, and so juicy,
Their skin had a wonderful gloss!

Then right after the football game,
Santa came to eat.
Rudolph with his skin so bright
All the Claus' had a bite.

Then Elves ate all leftovers
The Bumble had a nibble or two!
Too bad that poor old Blitzen
had meat that was as tough as a shoe!


#13

Emrys

Emrys

Christmas Day and you're already on next year's naughty list. For shame.


#14

fade

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Amazon product


#15

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Ok, I still don't see amazon boxes, at least in the animate style.

I'm too lazy to try other styles.


#16

strawman

strawman

They're showing up again in the minimal style.


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