Thank God Im somewhere where I can copy something I buy.
Tress said:
Yeah, well, that's what happens when you break the law.
Yeah.
Fuck people who break stupid laws, after all those niggers shouldve stayed at the back of the bus, and women shouldnt demand the right to vote, after all, if its the law, it must be good.
I hope youre not breaking any state laws, because every state has countless idiotic ones (click any state in
http://www.dumblaws.com, for example, some laws from Alabama and New York )
-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
-Incestuous marriages are legal.
-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
-It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
-You may not drive barefooted.
-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
-You must have windshield wipers on your car.
-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-Masks may not be worn in public.
-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
-You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
-It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
-Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
-A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
-It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
-New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
-A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
-While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
-Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
So lets not forget, break a law, no matter how idiotic, you must be wrong. :heythere: