Haha The Onion couldn't have done better

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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iDIHbHEerjliasIxBPLzPZRlVD0wD9BU7VM80

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — First-day sales of Activision Blizzard Inc.'s \"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2\" broke records, raking in an estimated $310 million in North America and the United Kingdom alone.

The video game went on sale all over the world on Tuesday, but Activision provided figures Thursday only for North America and Britain. The company estimates that it sold about 4.7 million copies of the game in the first 24 hours in those markets, making it the biggest-selling launch in the history of entertainment.

The latest installment in the \"Call of Duty\" action franchise was expected to at least match last year's \"Grand Theft Auto IV,\" which was the most successful video game release in history and at the time may have been the top entertainment launch ever.

That game, from Take-Two Interactive Software Inc., had sold 3.6 million units on its opening day, worth $310 million worldwide. \"Call of Duty\" made that much in just North America and Britain.

The launch of \"Call of Duty\" also easily brought in more than last year's record $155 million opening weekend for the Batman movie \"The Dark Knight.\"

Like the previous five \"Call of Duty\" games, which are all rated \"M\" for mature (not for kids under 17), this one lets players shoot their way through a complex series of scenes. The game's developer, Infinity Ward, spent two years creating realistic graphics that are amplified in many players' homes by big-screen, high-definition TVs sets and powerful speakers.

Players can fight one another, whether they're at the same game console or in separate locations and connected online. Or a player can dive in alone and get swept into the game, which includes jarring depictions of war and an intricate story of good versus evil.

The game sells for $60 and plays on Windows-based computers, Microsoft's Xbox 360 and Sony's PlayStation 3.

Shares of Activision, which is based in Santa Monica, rose 6 cents to close Thursday at $11.44.
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Military drops all fitness standards for new recruits.

\"Fuck it,\" said the Sergeant Major of the Army when announcing the new policy \"nobody wants to join and odds are the few who do won't survive anyway so what's the point of getting them in shape? We can train them to shoot on video games, which will attract more recruits, and then send them off to war. After all, shooting people is the only part that really matters.\"

Opponents of the policy have pointed out that training people on video games might lead to unexpected results when these veterans return home.

\"What happens when these guys come back from combat? I'll tell you what happens, in every mall and Wal-Mart across the country little children will be assaulted as these guys have PTSD induced flashbacks, think they're in combat again, and kill anyone standing between them and the nearest console system.\" said Ron Kovic, a well known anti-war advocate.
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Cota had been standing in line since 4 AM in order to ensure his chance at purchasing a limited Legendary Edition, which included the game, a strategy guide, a XXL combat vest, and a year's worth of MREs.
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What is the second quote from? Is that one the Onion?

And the military IS using video games to train people. Let me try and find the link.
 
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Dave said:
What is the second quote from? Is that one the Onion?

And the military IS using video games to train people. Let me try and find the link.
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No, it's from the comments section from another site for proposed Onion articles.

I just find it hilarious that AP chose that dude to represent the CoD2 players.

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Dave said:
What is the second quote from? Is that one the Onion?

And the military IS using video games to train people. Let me try and find the link.
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Oh yeah, no doubt. They use flight sims and shit like that all the time...
 
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I've done the simulators before, they're kind of cool from a technical standpoint, but they leave a bit to be desired. firing a dummy M-16 just feels off (much easier too, no kickback) and the driving physics on the HMMV convoy simulators are way off. Like you're constantly driving on ice.

[edit] That said they are better than nothing and a nice change of pace. You do get something out of them, but not the same as actually going to a range.
 
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