Hair question

[Covar]

Dave,

Are sideburns in right now? I want to make the most of my limited options given to me by the Army and was thinking of sporting some Joe Mauer cheek warmers

Covar

 

[Dave]

Dear Covar,

This is another tough one for me because I'm light on the old fashion sense. As far as I'm aware sideburns are NOT in vogue.In fact, very few people can pull off this look without being laughed at or mocked. One other thing you may want to look at is the fact that the Army might not give you as much leeway as you thought. Check your regulations before you do something rash.

Don't do it, man. Sideburns are just weird-looking.

 

[Baerdog]

See if the Army will let you grow one of these.

 

[Calleja]

If you mean sideburns like these:

then I think they could totally work, depending on your...well, face.