Dave, you don't know the story?
From what i can remember, Computergate came on and confessed that he'd recently discovered that he had been using shampoo wrong. for TWENTY FIVE YEARS. he'd been rubbing it into dry hair, then washing it off. he only just discovered how to use it properly.
the full text is presumably lost, since it got wiped in 'the great movening' along with the rest of the IRC thread.