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Don't let me down, guys. Article.

Seriously? You want to nail me to that thing?

"Another bad toss by Brett Favre."

Yes they had to throw it at him, and yes it missed but DAMNIT THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM AND THE QU'RAN


I don't blame the guy who threw it. Have you ever tried to read Ayn Rand?

If you look closely, the title is "How to Misinterpret Everything Someone Says in the Extreme Opposite Direction".

If you have to ask how much the book costs, you probably can't afford it. Which can only be true because you're lazy.

Yawn I thought you said "Moratorium", not "Boratorium".

It says "Home Cancer Remedies for 2013".

I farted.

Okay, I'm lame.

I am a master of the Matrix. This gives me the power to... DODGE BIBLES


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Whoa.

James was such a bad shot, he couldn't hit the broad side of a big government.

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Weeks of lessons from Justin Bieber finally paid off.

Fucking books, how do they work?

It's not actually a book, it's the hopes of the Democratic party flying away.

Look up, Look down, now Look at me, There's a book flying by my head.

Officer_Charon said:

I am a master of the Matrix. This gives me the power to... DODGE BIBLES

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Beat me to it.

"So what are you telling me? That I can dodge books?"
"No... I'm telling you that when you're ready, you won't need to."

Barack Obama, the Pagemaster.

I don't know whether I should be grateful or disappointed that no one went with:

"They really threw the book at him."

or even just,

"READING RAINBOW!!"

On a serious (and derailing) note, does it look to anyone else that his skin has been darkened in the picture? Like they photoshopped him to be blacker than he is?

Dave said:

On a serious (and derailing) note, does it look to anyone else that his skin has been darkened in the picture? Like they photoshopped him to be blacker than he is?

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wow, I did not notice. Obama's normally not much darker than George W. after he spent a week on the ranch.

Well, he has been spending a lot more time outside with the run-up to the elections. Add in a little 'shop time to drop the saturation a little to remove the glare from the klieg lights, and you could well have darkened his skin, among other things.

HCGLNS said:

"Another bad toss by Brett Favre."

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More like awkward pass, with personal pictures attached.

It could be darkened due to the giant flood lights behind him shining at the camera. :noidea: He does look darker though.

*edit* Totally glazed over SpecialKO's comment from a half hour ago...