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LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually this song pretty much sums up my feelings...

Huge fireworks accident in a town we used to live in. It was one of those "big finale" parts of a major (500+ people attending) show at a local high school, and they began misfiring. So far no injuries reported but the videos are unnerving....

I love fireworks but ever since we read about fireworks accident lawsuits in Torts I am kind of scared to get to close. They are beautiful but very dangerous.

Jiarn said:

Huge fireworks accident in a town we used to live in. It was one of those "big finale" parts of a major (500+ people attending) show at a local high school, and they began misfiring. So far no injuries reported but the videos are unnerving....

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Linkage?

Oh my goodness, a seceded thread from the main 4th of July thread? Am I in Texas now?

God damn 'Merica.

Not cool.

Dave said:

Linkage?

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http://www.pro8news.com/news/local/Fire-Breaks-at-Fireworks-Show-125004459.html

That's not one of the videos showing the actual misfirings, let me see if I can dig it up.

I heard a dude in Fargo got decapitated by fireworks.

... Where was Sheki yesterday?

Last I saw her yesterday, she was buying fireworks actually....

Null said:

I heard a dude in Fargo got decapitated by fireworks.

... Where was Sheki yesterday?

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The dude in Fargo also had to lay there a while because right when he did it the sirens started going off for a tornado warning.

Some chucklefucks set off a bunch of firecrackers in the breezeway of an apartment building down here, setting one of the walls aflame.

Aside from a fatality from a pedestrian in the roadway where he wasn't supposed to be, I believe it was relatively uneventful for 4th-related shenanigans here.