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...or however you say it in Canadian.

You're my best buddy in the whole wide forum, and I hope you have a spectacular weekend. Thanks for bein a friend. MUCH LOVE! :hug:

And now, Kevin.... a gift:

CG, you are the bestest best friend ever, and I feel the need to ingratiate myself to you MONTHS in advance.

That was beautiful, girl.

Officer_Charon said:

CG, you are the bestest best friend ever, and I feel the need to ingratiate myself to you MONTHS in advance.

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I am working this angle right now.

Happy B-Day, G-Man! I bring you the traditional gifts of your homeland:

Take the day off from painting ..... today.

.Amy. said:

Take the day off from painting ..... today.

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Aw, you sentimental fool... adorable. *grins*

Happy birthday, Gustito!
You rock

Cheesy1 said:

Happy B-Day, G-Man! I bring you the traditional gifts of your homeland:

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Everyone gets a little beaver on their birthday? What if you don't like beaver?

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I got you some balloons.

Everyone loves a beaver. So why don't you?

Happy birthday, Gusto. May your day be marked with sugary baked goods and items wrapped in flashy paper.

Beavers are not predators. They are vegetarians.

Wasabi Poptart said:

Beavers are not predators. They are vegetarians.

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But they have such green design sense!

Happy birthday bromigo

I got you this, so you can enjoy milk the same way the rest of the world does.

Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday, Gustizzle.

Happy birthday!

HAppy birthday, Gusty. I give you...Err, copies of all those pictures above? Just imagine looking at all of them again and pretending you haven't seen'm before :-P

Gusto is the best to.


FACT

A happy birthday, eh!

Happy Birthday Gusto!

And now Canadian Trivia time;

"It is traditional to hit someone with a canoe paddle on their backside once for each year of their life on their birthday in Canada."

Happy Birthday Gusto...Alyson Hannigan! That's a mighty gift, CG.

It's good ta be da king, right?

Happy Birthday Gusto, eh. Watch Strange Brew with your hockey hair and hosers, eh!

Happy Birthday. Try and get

a little rowdy

Happy Birthday!

I left my image macros in my other pants though

the ones that I just tossed in the wash?

Yikes

Just don't put em in the dryer or they'll set. Soak them in Dawn for a couple of hours. ^_^

/mom's advice

happy birthday!

I would not pull this out just for anybody, my bromigo:

Happy birthday you fellow wacky Canadian!

Hey guys! Woo thanks! Seej, you're the best.

Calleja, you didn't have to get me anything; you got me the best thing LAST year.

Oh, everything for my pal goosto!




(quick, someone remind me what I got him last year!!)

Calleja said:

Oh, everything for my pal goosto!




(quick, someone remind me what I got him last year!!)

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Potentially NSFW or Calleja's Guessing Game:

But I do love me some Alyson Hannigan so Seej is [so far] winning.

Buuhh uuhh huuuuh

"Winning," lol. Now now, Gusto, don't look a gift half-naked-lady in the mouth.

...ya know, cuz then you won't be able to see her boobies.

Eyes on the prize, Gusto....

That's some fantastic looking pie, I mean.

No, see, look at the buttocks. They're nice.

What day is today?
It's Gusto's birthday.
What a day for a birthday;
Let's all have some cake.

And you smell like one too!

Happy (belated) Birthday!

Matt² said:

Happy (belated) Birthday!

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Buh?

In my time zone, it's still my birthday for 11.5 more hours.

And my actual birth TIME is 10:10pm EST.

gusto, you fiend.

That's a complement! That gives you like an extra 2d8 HP and attacks of opportunity.

Happy birthday, friend.

not to mention all the SLAs

I'm really more of an Inevitable.

Happiest of happy birthdays my artsy friend!

Wooooo o home/drunk/weird

It's not your birthday anymore. Back to the salt mines, jerk.

Hey, at least it's better than the spice mines on Kessel.

I once did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, you know?

Calleja said:

I once did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, you know?

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You may be cool.... but you're not Han Solo and Chewbacca cool...

Amorous Eyes;412929][QUOTE=Calleja said:

I once did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, you know?

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Found a secret wormhole to cut on the distance?[/QUOTE]

I thought parsecs was a measure of distance, not time. I don't know why I know / think that.

They are a measure of distance... it's a real astronomical term...

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I believe the whole "less than 12 parsecs" thing is actually a nod to Han finding a "creative" (aka DANGEROUS) shorter hyperspace route to Kessel. I think hyperdrives are programmed to cut out when certain anomalies and gravitational fields are detected so the closer you travel to planets, asteroid fields and stars... the more distance you can shave off the trip. That's what the whole less than 12 parsecs thing refers to (in my mind anyways). Han was just that good at navigation that he came up with the most efficient route (even though it would probably be deemed batshit insane by most pilots).

I could also be horribly wrong... which has been known to happen frequently.

Just remember... Han shot first! (stupid Lucas!)

Woo.

Mild hangover but NOT BAD.

There are multiple explanations for the parsec/Kessel run thing. I'm not sure which is cannon. One is that a parsec is a measure of time in the Star Wars universe. Another is that the Kessel Run involves transferring cargo between moving ships. I'm sure how many other explanations there are.

Hungover but waking up with company... right????

figmentPez said:

There are multiple explanations for the parsec/Kessel run thing. I'm not sure which is cannon. One is that a parsec is a measure of time in the Star Wars universe. Another is that the Kessel Run involves transferring cargo between moving ships. I'm sure how many other explanations there are.

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Millennium Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

On the A New Hope DVD audio commentary, Lucas comments that, in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles, and that since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance.

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This sounds like some bullshit after-the-fact weaseling to cover for a mistake, to me. But don't get me wrong...it's some pretty good bullshit.