However, it pains me to have to inform you, that your birthday has now been repurposed as "Seej's Morning After". Luckily, there are quite a few very nice unbirthdays for you to choose from for next year.
Holy Hannah, Gusto! I hope you don't have a pet bunny and if you do make sure it's kept far, far out of Espy's reach or else it's going in a pot of boiling water.