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Now I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's very possible today is Dave's birthday. I can't be sure because the calendars used to track his age are written by cavemen on old rocks but I have a feeling this is going down today.

Happy Birthday old timer. May all your days be

Happy birthday!

And he doesn't look a day past 500.

I don't get why you guys are celebrating Daves birthday. He'll just forget in like 3 hours

Everyones going to have to speak up, his hearing isn't what it used to be.

Like I said in last year's b-day thread: Thanks for everything you've done for us here Dave. There aren't words for it so I say instead, that I hope you get everything you want for your b-day plus some extra surprises. I shall now let this thread resume it's original course of calling you Old when the Old Gods were young.

Dave is the man!

(the old man)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE!!! NO NO, I SAID "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" NO, NOT MY BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOURS! NO DAVE, YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR TEETH BACK IN!! YES, YOU CAN HAVE PUDDING LATER!

Seriously though, Dave, you rock. Thanks for all the hard work and for keeping this place up and running.
I thought I'd get you something nice for your birthday so... I will ban 1 person of your choosing. Anyone you want. You name them. Cheesy? Gone. Silver Jelly? Scorned. Phil? Like he was never hear. Just say the word.

I put the banner up, guys.

I know just how you should spend your day:

Espy said:

Seriously though, Dave, you rock. Thanks for all the hard work and for keeping this place up and running.
I thought I'd get you something nice for your birthday so... I will ban 1 person of your choosing. Anyone you want. You name them. Cheesy? Gone. Silver Jelly? Scorned. Phil? Like he was never hear. Just say the word.

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Did I say he didn't look a day past 500? I meant 400!.....300?

Listen 250 is the best I can do.

What I meant to say is that Dave is the man... uhm... made from gold! The gold man! Gold is nice, right? Gold is good!

Happy birthday, you gold fart!

Shegokigo said:

Like I said in last year's b-day thread: Thanks for everything you've done for us here Dave. There aren't words for it so I say instead, that I hope you get everything you want for your b-day plus some extra surprises. I shall now let this thread resume it's original course of calling you Old when the Old Gods were young.

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This

Happy Birthday Dave.

How many centuries is it?

Happy birthday Dave. Hope it's a good one.

Happy b-day Dave! Thanks for all that you do around here.

Thanks, guys. Damned Facebook gave me away again. Know what I get to do for my birthday? I get to go to the DMV to stand in line to renew my driver's license. Doesn't that sound like fun? Yay!

Seriously, though...You should all save these up for 2015. That'll be my 50th birthday. We'll paint this fucker black!

50th century, surely?

(Have a good one Dave, I hope the rest of your day is better than standing in line)

i heard a rumor that you can actually renew your license before your birthday so you don't have to waste the day in lines. crazy people I say

happy birthday, take cake to the dmv!

Happy Birthday

Disconnected said:

i heard a rumor that you can actually renew your license before your birthday so you don't have to waste the day in lines. crazy people I say

happy birthday, take cake to the dmv!

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Didn't have the $$ until today, which is payday. On the plus side, I went to the DMV web site and found out that I can renew online using my checking account - which I just did. So I have a printed out temporary license. Only drawback? I have to keep the same picture. Eventually it'll no longer look like me, but for now I look 6 years younger!

Dave said:

Didn't have the $$ until today, which is payday. On the plus side, I went to the DMV web site and found out that I can renew online using my checking account - which I just did. So I have a printed out temporary license. Only drawback? I have to keep the same picture. Eventually it'll no longer look like me, but for now I look 6 years younger!

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online score!

also: I tease because I love.

Happy birthday, Dave, and thank you for providing such a wonderful site in which to lurk.

<cloaking devise reactivated>

Dave.... you da man! Have a happy one!

This thread needs more Stormtroopers

*suddenly bursts into the room, drunk as a skunk and not wearing any pants* (so you know, like any other day)

WOOOO! Time to get down!

It's the day the hooties got flappier!

I gotta say, I thought about just posting "Happy Flappy Hooties Day!" on your facebook page, but somebody called you Uncle Dave and I couldn't do it... there.

Dave said:

for now I look 6 years younger!

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...I don't even have to make the joke, do I?

Congrats, Dave!

We've made so many Dave being old jokes that I never actually considered how old he was. I had no idea you were only 47.

Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE

Happy birthday young man!

doomdragon6 said:

We've made so many Dave being old jokes that I never actually considered how old he was. I had no idea you were only 47.

Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE

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You know what's really bad, I've been married longer than he has. It's true. He's still much older than I am though.

doomdragon6 said:

We've made so many Dave being old jokes that I never actually considered how old he was. I had no idea you were only 47.

Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE

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46.

Decidedly NSFW

doomdragon6 said:

We've made so many Dave being old jokes that I never actually considered how old he was. I had no idea you were only 47.

Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE

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I'm 46. Stop making me older than I am! (Thanks, though!)

Happy birthday!

Emrys said:

Happy birthday, Dave, and thank you for providing such a wonderful site in which to lurk.

<cloaking devise reactivated>

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This.

/insert MLP:FIM birthday macro here

For those who missed my thanks...

Thanks, everyone! It's my pleasure to keep this here place a-hopping.

Oh, and it looks like Xenforo 1.1 will drop tomorrow.

Happy Birthday, Dave, or as your original name was, Og Mogrock.

Captain DaveMAYAYAYAYAYAYANNNNNN!

Espy said:

Now I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's very possible today is Dave's birthday. I can't be sure because the calendars used to track his age are written by cavemen on old rocks but I have a feeling this is going down today.

Happy Birthday old timer. May all your days be

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Fixed that for you.

Using my AWESOME Photoshop skillz:

Happy birthday Sir Dave of Omaha. And many more.

Holy shit! You're older than I am! Happy Birthday! As the great philosopher said, it's not they years, it's the mileage...hope yours is a birthday filled with smiles and laughter.

I don't know if I believe that photoshop, Dave.

He's just not hairy enough.

Happy b-day Dave! when I see your avatar I still think "Edrondol" though.

And I hear his posts in Lister's voice, even though Dave's from the Midwest.

LOL that is awesome!

DarkAudit said:

And I hear his posts in Lister's voice, even though Dave's from the Midwest.

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Good to know I'm not the only one.

Thanks for making me feel young, Dave.

I feel you pain for your DL not matching. My current DL has long hair and a beard, I have only eye-brows left for facial hair. I'd love to see a cop react to that. Check out girls do a double take...

Today's the birthday of dear Dave,
Who's wise, and kind, and cool, and brave.
We celebrate to honor him,
And take the chance to misbehave.

We tell jokes and call him old,
And say he's lived his life tenfold
Like he was born when stars were hot
And have since then turned dark and cold

But jest aside, if not for he,
Who knows where our forum'd be?
And so this day we say to Dave,
Thank you Dave, we adore thee!