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To all you Fathers out there!



Also have fun!

Happy Fathers' Day! Note: I say that with complete sincerity whereas my own father won't be hearing it from me. For you guys here, congratulations on being awesome dads.

My husband became a photo op opportunity at DCC today because the balloon animal guys were bored.

Happy Father's Day to all you fathers and people who are father-figures. Relax today for tomorrow you shall mow the law.

WasabiPoptart said:

Happy Father's Day to all you fathers and people who are father-figures.

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Creepy...

--Patrick

This day... is AWESOME!

Jay said:

This day... is AWESOME!

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Everything is Awesome!

Thanks! I have to say, I had NO idea that being a dad would be so amazing.


In fact, it's so amazing that…

Eww but it's already used. Oooooh.

That's the most complex pee stick I've seen.

My wife is in Texas visiting her eldest, who is in the Air Force.

I dropped my son off this morning with his mom, where he'll spend the summer.

The two oldest kids are out of the house doing god knows what.

Best father's day ever

Espy said:

Thanks! I have to say, I had NO idea that being a dad would be so amazing.


In fact, it's so amazing that…

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I know this sounds kind of weird since we only know each other online. A few days ago I was looking at a pic of your daughter on FB or instagram and found myself wondering if you guys were going to try for another. I hope the next month or so goes smoothly for you two. *hugs*

Babies having babies? Whats next?!

I got nothing for father's day. Not even pity sex. My kids did say HFD, but that's about it. I cleaned & did laundry. If my family treated my wife like this on Mother's Day we'd never hear the end of it. As it is, I'm being the bigger man and just bitching about it here anonymously.

Anonymous said:

I got nothing for father's day. Not even pity sex. My kids did say HFD, but that's about it. I cleaned & did laundry. If my family treated my wife like this on Mother's Day we'd never hear the end of it. As it is, I'm being the bigger man and just bitching about it here anonymously.

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Happy father's day, and I'd be happy to have pity sex with you.

Anonymous said:

I got nothing for father's day. Not even pity sex. My kids did say HFD, but that's about it. I cleaned & did laundry. If my family treated my wife like this on Mother's Day we'd never hear the end of it. As it is, I'm being the bigger man and just bitching about it here anonymously.

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Happy Father's Day. I'll send @bhamv3 to have pity sex with you.

I got a card. It's the most beautiful card in the history of mankind and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I made my dad a chicken wing dinner.

They were dry and disappointing and LOOK DAD I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE A DOCTOR OKAY

I got a tarp and spent a fun day at the neighborhood pool.

We went to Sea Life Park (which is a miniature SeaWorld), then had dinner on the beach and swam until we were all chilly. My husband got some new shirts including a Decepticon t-shirt. Our son also made him an About My Dad packet that's based on Dad being a superhero. Noah crossed out hero, though, and wrote in villian. He then proceeded to talk about how his dad loves hacking up guys in Minecraft, cooking pancake shuriken, and destroying everything. I don't know if I'm proud or concerned. lol

My father and I saw Chef, Jon Favreau's newest film. It was great. It was a wonderful family story, a great capturing of the joy of cooking, and quite possibly one of the best (if not the best) representations of social media in the modern world. If you can see it in theaters, go out and see it.

Couldn't quite get my dad what he wanted, which was clone recipes for some of Pyramid Brewing's selection of beers (they're big enough they don't want people cloning their recipes), so I opted for just a couple basic books, one about home brewing in general and one about brewing different styles of beer. The books were a huge hit, which shouldn't have been too much of a surprise, given that this is the same man that bought himself cooking text books to refine his cooking techniques and has been baking his own bakery quality french bread and making his own artisan cheese for the past three or four years, and has expressed an interest in roasting his own coffee as well.