[Announcement] HAPPY TOWEL DAY 2012...

[sixpackshaker]

...You Hoopy Froods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day

 

[Shegokigo]

 

[HCGLNS]

Oh flundered gruntbuggly,Donallitude
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled donally
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted grabatiously
Into a rancid festering
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

 

[SeraRelm]

You just want to be... Loved?

 

[sixpackshaker]

ah, Vogon poetry just like Mother used to write.

 

[Sparhawk]

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about towels: A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

 

[Hylian]

I should be sitting home drinking Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters but sadly all of the other techs at work called out (Claiming to have Doctors appointments) so I had to show up are else there wouldn't be any techs in at all.