I was inspired by a comment over at my beloved
Kotaku, and decided that if I'm going to subject myself to stupid people and their comments on the internet, I might as well enjoy it. So, here's the game: I have taken the comment out of context, and removed the specifics about the group he was bitching about. Fill in the blanks with some random subgroup, along with appropriate stereotypes, fictional or otherwise, in an effort to make someone giggle.
TLDR Version: Fill in the blanks, haters.
and oh yeah. FUCKING _______. you fucktards are making it really hard to stomach trips into _______ these days.
your ___________
your ___________
your ___________
your ___________
your ability to be the most ___________ and ___________ mofos out there
your shitty ___________ music written by no-talent hacks who think everything needs to be ___________ and make reference ___________
your ___________ which just consist of a bunch of ___________, sitting around being ___________ and taking ___________ pictures for ___________
yeah, fuck y'all. ___________ is a wasteland now.
---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:14 PM ----------
I'll start:
and oh yeah. FUCKING homosexuals. you fucktards are making it really hard to stomach trips into the bathhouse these days.
your hatred of families
your flagrant disregard for proper moral values
your insistance on equal rights, like sharing the same sauna
your rock hard abs, glistening in the steam
your ability to be the most physically fit and chiseled mofos out there
your shitty disco music written by no-talent hacks who think everything needs to be auto-tuned and make reference to the reckless abandon of allowing yourself to pursue your desires, no matter what your ultra-conservative parents might say
your parties which just consist of a bunch of mixed drinks, sitting around being massaged by younger men and taking half-naked pictures for looking at longingly when you're wife is out of town. I've heard.
yeah, fuck y'all. Westboro is a wasteland now.
