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Help me decide what to do.

#1

Dave

Dave

I got paid today, paid my bills and have money left over. I also have some time tonight.

It's up to you. What should I do?


#2

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Take your wife out and show her how special she is to you.


#3



Kitty Sinatra

You should not do Grue. Unless Mrs Nihsen wants to join in. :unibrow:


#4

Baerdog

Baerdog

drawn_inward said:
Take your wife out and show her how special she is to you.
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So mark this one down for "masturbate?"


#5



Dusty668

You roll for Initiative, wow! Do you ever take it!


#6

@Li3n

@Li3n

What's the difference between #3 and #4?!


#7

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Baerdog7;347886][QUOTE=drawn_inward said:
Take your wife out and show her how special she is to you.
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So mark this one down for "masturbate?"[/QUOTE]

It can. It depends on how the night goes!


#8

Gusto

Gusto

5: Save for your next inevitable car crash/theft/problems.

Seriously Dave, as often as you mention being in dire straits, it might be a good idea to put some money away for a rainy day.


#9



kaykordeath

Buy your daughter breakfast.


#10

Cajungal

Cajungal

Or teach her how to make toast. Fast and easy in the morning. :p


#11



Kitty Sinatra

Okay, what's this? Half the voters have selected Grue! I bet you want us to tape it, too, don't you! Perverts.


#12

figmentPez

figmentPez

Finally play a match of L4D2 with some Halforumites.


#13

Dave

Dave

Yeah the wife interfered with that one. Sorry, Pez. I do owe you an apology.


#14

figmentPez

figmentPez

Dave said:
Yeah the wife interfered with that one. Sorry, Pez. I do owe you an apology.
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Don't worry about it. We still had a full game, and a great time.


#15

phil

phil

Whatever is free.


#16

Baerdog

Baerdog

Chalk up another vote for masturbation.


#17

Cajungal

Cajungal

Cheap AND healthy.


#18



Philosopher B.

I vote you double-dutch rudder a Grue, which, he grabs his dick, you grab your dick, you work his arm, he works your arm. Same time. It's like jerking off together but not gay. You're not touching dicks. Each other's dicks, anyway. He's touching his own dick, you're working it, and he's loving it. It feels good, sir. Try it. Come on.


#19

Dave

Dave

Again? I had that last night.


#20



Soliloquy

I just have to say, I would never wish EvE Online on anyone.


#21

bhamv3

bhamv3

Masturbation has infinite replayability, unlike ME2 and EvE.


#22

Necronic

Necronic

bhamv3 said:
Masturbation has infinite replayability, unlike ME2 and EvE.
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Yes but no challenge! Unless.....

Dave take a bunch of sleeping pills and masturbate!


#23

Gusto

Gusto

Get an epidural and masturbate.


#24

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Get an epidural and masturbate.
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:rofl:


#25



Kitty Sinatra

phil said:
Whatever is free.
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That rules out the Grue option. I charge by the hour.


#26

Math242

Math242

ME 2 DUH


#27

Dave

Dave

Well, I forgot one option.

5) Fight with the wife.

How could I have forgotten that possibility?


#28



Kitty Sinatra

Dave said:
How could I have forgotten that possibility?
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Well, you also forget the make love to your wife option. Is that what the fight was about?


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