So a wild thought crossed my mind today, and I ran with it. Combining Newton's laws of motion with one's miranda rights, I came up with:
You have the right to remain stationary.
Any action you take will be used against you according to newtons third law of motion.
You have the right to choose your own frame of reference.
If you do not choose one, one will be provided for you.
It's a bit short, and I'm not sure what to do to take it to the next level - whether that should be an image macro, or what.
Ideally it results in something funny to post to facebook just for the fun of it, without any particular statement or political/social/economic/etc connection.
Ideas? Is it worth a chortle, or pretty annoying except, perhaps, to STEM geeks? Can it be upgraded to a guffaw?
Has it been done by someone else already, probably better?
You have the right to remain stationary.
Any action you take will be used against you according to newtons third law of motion.
You have the right to choose your own frame of reference.
If you do not choose one, one will be provided for you.
It's a bit short, and I'm not sure what to do to take it to the next level - whether that should be an image macro, or what.
Ideally it results in something funny to post to facebook just for the fun of it, without any particular statement or political/social/economic/etc connection.
Ideas? Is it worth a chortle, or pretty annoying except, perhaps, to STEM geeks? Can it be upgraded to a guffaw?
Has it been done by someone else already, probably better?
