As corrupt as Chicago is, it aint 10% as bad as Rio.
It´ll be hilarious to bet on how many athletes will find that their luggage has mysteriously disappeared that day, and how many gang assalts will happen on the beach.
Soooo, can we crash at your place in 2016 or not?
Depends, how good are you at climbing treehouses, avoiding STDs and fighting off killer rabid monkeys?