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Hey Girls and Boys of Half-O-Rum, I Have A Teensy Request

#1



Philosopher B.

Hell-ooo. Welp, I normally don’t do this kind of thing, but I’m in kind of an annoying position. I was recently assigned a project in my Sound Communications class that’s due this Thursday. I’m supposed to record eight people (4 male, 4 female) to read sentences from a book so I can edit them into the same track and alternate between male and female voices.

I’m supposed to reserve recording equipment from the RTF room, but you have to do it 48 hours in advance, which I have to do tomorrow (Monday) so by the time I get the equipment out, I’m not going to have it for very long before the project itself is due. I think under the circumstances I can get a few male voices, maybe one female voice, but as for filling the 8 people quota, that’s not going to be so easy.

I can’t do man-on-the-street recordings, ‘cause we’re not supposed to have a lot of ambient wind/car noises in the background, and anyway I don’t know how you’d ask strangers to read to you. We’re going to do man-on-the-street recordings later in the semester, but that’s completely different from this assignment.

So what I’m asking is, if you have a mic, and could spare a few minutes sometime between now and Thursday, if you could possibly record yourself reading a measly 3 sentences from ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ and send them my way (I don’t care how, though mediafire would be nice), I’d love you long time. I think I need maybe one or two guys and two or three gals.

Since the voices alternate, I’m going to start off with one male voice, then go to a female voice, then to another male voice, then I’ll need another female voice to read:

It’s sort of a … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well, I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
Good.
Oooh, it’s getting quite strong.



Then a male voice for:
And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head?
Perhaps I can call that … wind!
Is that a good name?


Female:
It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for.
It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it.
Hey, what’s this thing?


Male:
This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail.
Hey, I can really thrash it about good, can’t I?
Wow, that feels great!


Female:
Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on.
Now, have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.


That last voice would be number 8. Ideally if you sent me something you could post about it in this thread right away, so two people don’t record the same thing.

So if you could that’d be swell, if not and you think I’m a looney (I am, but that’s another story :p) or needy or have fleas or something, please ignore me.

- Philo-B


#2

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

As soon as I get home from work I will download audacity and do this for you :p

and I may have to re-read all the hitchhikers books now because they are fantastic :p


#3

Hylian

Hylian

I would help but sadly I don't own any of the Hitchhikers books to read from


#4

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

I would help but sadly I don't own any of the Hitchhikers books to read from
He has the lines he needs read in the post above :confused:


#5

Hylian

Hylian

I would help but sadly I don't own any of the Hitchhikers books to read from
He has the lines he needs read in the post above :confused:[/QUOTE]

oops my bad


K so he is just needing some of us to read one of those lines? correct?


#6

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

I think he wants us to read each male line if we are male and each female if we are female and then he will splice together the ones he likes the best so he has 8 separate voices.


#7

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

I just recorded the last one for you.

Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on.
Now, have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.


I'll try sending it as an attachment in a PM.

EDIT: Oops, guess that doesn't work anymore. It's only 450K or so; can you PM me an email address?


#8

Ross

Ross

I'll do it as soon as I get back to my room from doing laundry... That'll be in about 1/2 hour.


#9



Philosopher B.

Pm'ed you, Zen. Thanks again!

I think he wants us to read each male line if we are male and each female if we are female and then he will splice together the ones he likes the best so he has 8 separate voices.
Yes, the dude lines are listed in red.


#10

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

No problem. There aren't many I'd do this for. Hope it doesn't suck too bad.

Er...I meant my recording, not your project.


#11

Hylian

Hylian

ok well I recorded my voice for both male lines. You can decide if you want to use them or not.


http://www.4shared.com/file/137632393/f9cb88d2/voice_line_1.html


Male:
And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head?
Perhaps I can call that … wind!
Is that a good name?

http://www.4shared.com/file/137632411/da537573/voice_line_2.html


Male:
This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail.
Hey, I can really thrash about good, can’t I?
Wow, that feels great!


#12



Kitty Sinatra

Male:
This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail.
Hey, I can really thrash about good, can’t I?
Wow, that feels great!
Just out of curiosity, is there a word missing there? Shouldn't that read

Hey, I can really thrash it about good, can’t I?


#13

HowDroll

HowDroll

I'll record for all three female lines; you can pick which one you like best. I'll send you the link when I have it.


#14

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

I'll record for all three female lines...
So, pre-emptive assumption that mine sucked, then.


#15

Ross

Ross

Done and done.


#16

HowDroll

HowDroll

I'll record for all three female lines...
So, pre-emptive assumption that mine sucked, then.[/QUOTE]

Not at all :p He said he needs different females reading for them; he has them if he needs them, and if not, it's not a big deal to me.


#17

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I just tried reading those aloud by myself... and I realized I sound like the dirty version of Percy from Blackadder Goes Forth:



#18

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Uploaded to Mediafire, did both lines as .aup (audacity), .ogg, and .mp3.

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=52cf163d9f93ef80c2b435915e8821d7493de9c388b77e0fb99f3f1679ee9294

Gah the tail one got cut off at the end I just noticed, if you want to use it I will re-record it.


#19

Dave

Dave

I'll do all the male lines tonight, too.


#20



Philosopher B.

Am listening to what I've got so far right now. Soundin' good, y'all.

No problem. There aren't many I'd do this for. Hope it doesn't suck too bad.



Er...I meant my recording, not your project.
On the contrary. Your recording rocked! :D


Male:
This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail.
Hey, I can really thrash about good, can’t I?
Wow, that feels great!
Just out of curiosity, is there a word missing there? Shouldn't that read

Hey, I can really thrash it about good, can’t I?
Whoops, my bad, yeah, looking at the book I see I left out 'it'. Shouldn't matter, though, it doesn't change too much, plus I don't think the teacher is gonna whip a copy of the book out and demand to know where the missing 'it' is. :p

Edit: Ross sounds remarkably like Kris Straub. Just a random observation.


#21

Ross

Ross

*listens to it again*

Ehhhhh, kinda like Straub.


#22



Philosopher B.

You've both got similarly sexy voices.

Just so you know. :p


#23

Hylian

Hylian

and I imagine mine was grating on your nerves. But seeing as how you are still typing it would see it didn't make you commit suicide and for that I am happy.


#24

Ross

Ross

>.>

Go listen to the podcasts then, silly. I've been on the last few (and will be on tonight's 'cast as well).


#25



Philosopher B.

Well, I gots me quota. I would just like to reiterate what a rad bunch y'all are. Seriously, now. I really appreciate it.

Also, thanks for reminding me about the podcast, I keep forgetting to listen to it. I'm-a catch up post-haste. :D

- Philosopher B., going away to fiddle with CD labels and study sheets for tests and other such things.


#26

Gusto

Gusto

GASP.

I heard someone in here sounds like Straub!


#27



Philosopher B.

He totally does.

I think.



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