Homland Security loses over 1000 computers in a single fiscal year

[Soliloquy]

This is... pretty disturbing.

New documents reveal that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) continues to lose hundreds of computers per year. At least one DHS component agency maintains that the losses fall within accepted accounting standards.

Most of the lost computers are from either the department of Customs and Border Protection and the department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They claim that none of the computers contain sensitive or classified information. I guess that's possible, but I find it more likely that they're just spewing BS to try to cover their butts.

Oh, United States government... is there anything that you aren't incompetent at?

 

[Soliloquy]

Invading peoples privacey and then criticizing other countries for doing it.

Ah, yes. I had forgotten that we are first-class hypocrites. At least we've got that going for us.

 

[@Li3n]

HNow the fuck do you lose so many computers... they're not bloody pens.

 

[Chibibar]

Wow.. THAT many computers?

I work at a community college and I don't even lose THAT many. 1 maybe every 2 years.

 

[sixpackshaker]

If they only had software to turn on the web-cams.

 

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The Homland!

We must are being protected it!

 

[MindDetective]

The Homland!

We must are being protected it!

That picture made me audibly chuckle. Have a banana yourself, good sir.