No secret, it's just the ESRB rating summary.Bowielee said:So, is this some sort of top secret video game document or something? What's up with the stuff being fuzzed out?
I'm kinda sad on "steak can be attached to babies to attract lions" what a waste of a good steak.Cat said:Some people can't handle how rad it would be to jump over a baby on a bike.
Just be prepared to cry. Luiza did.ZenMonkey said:Yeah, I'm not buying too many DS games these days but this one will be mine.
Also, JCM, can't remember which thread but I saw you recommend for me The World Ends With You. That is absolutely the next RPG I get. (I'm still working on both Phantom Hourglass AND Chrono Trigger.)
Excellent, that's a good recommendation in my book.JCM said:Just be prepared to cry. Luiza did.
Yeah, you really feel for him right up until [spoiler:6odd1xc0]you find out HE'S the Creator and all of this... the Noise, the deaths, the petty manipulation... was all happening on a WHIM to him. That it's a fucking game to him. Oh and that he fucking murdered Neku to get him into the game, just so he could have the perfect person to do it.. Right about then you fucking realize that he IS an enormous douche and that he deserved worse than he got. It doesn't help that in the ending he gets away scott free after all the stuff he pulled.[/spoiler:6odd1xc0]JCM said:Actually, my favourite story was Joshua, yeah about half the forum that played TWEWY hates him, but he´s like a fucking Hamlet-type tragic figure.
[spoiler:6odd1xc0]Imagine living your life being able to see the UG and RG, knowing that people who die in the RG will be forced to play in the game, seeing the noise kill player after player while the RG considers you crazy, and in the UG you are an outlaw. Add his sacrifice, and his superior attacks (it hurts being stuck with Beat after levelling up Joshua´s overpowered attacks), and youve got one great character.[/spoiler:6odd1xc0]
Shhh.... I said that for the guys who stopped playing because of joshua.... some people might read that and the best twist ending ever will be spoiled.AshburnerX said:Yeah, you really feel for him right up until [spoiler:29nm10tr]you find out HE'S the Creator and all of this... the Noise, the deaths, the petty manipulation... was all happening on a WHIM to him. That it's a fucking game to him. Oh and that he fucking murdered Neku to get him into the game, just so he could have the perfect person to do it.. Right about then you fucking realize that he IS an enormous douche and that he deserved worse than he got. It doesn't help that in the ending he gets away scott free after all the stuff he pulled.[/spoiler:29nm10tr]JCM said:Actually, my favourite story was Joshua, yeah about half the forum that played TWEWY hates him, but he´s like a fucking Hamlet-type tragic figure.
[spoiler:29nm10tr]Imagine living your life being able to see the UG and RG, knowing that people who die in the RG will be forced to play in the game, seeing the noise kill player after player while the RG considers you crazy, and in the UG you are an outlaw. Add his sacrifice, and his superior attacks (it hurts being stuck with Beat after levelling up Joshua´s overpowered attacks), and youve got one great character.[/spoiler:29nm10tr]
The ESRB maybe said:This is a puzzle game in which players navigate a series of traps, puzzles, and enemies to collect stars scattered throughout the colorful levels. Players have the ability to summon different objects by writing/typing in the word (e.g., bike, spaceship, lion) and watch it come to life. If multiple words are entered in a sequence, different whimsical scenarios can be triggered: a bicycle can be used to jump over a baby; a bulldozer can clear away a shark; and cabbage can be fed to dinosaurs. Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of ????, ????, guns and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items [e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal, steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man). These triggered animations are minimally depicted and are usually accompanied by popping, musical sound effects, bright, star-shaped flashes, or small puffs of smoke. If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen.
It would be so awesome to see this game make it to the PC and other platforms. (Hmmm.... combined with project Natal on the 360....)VG247: Is there any chance of this ever coming to other platforms? It would work well on PC, for example.
MF: Unfortunately, I cannot comment on it at this point. But the concept would definitely work on other platforms as well and we've seen gamers from very different backgrounds pick it up and enjoy it equally.
I was listening to the rebel FM podcast and supposedly aside from obscene words, they were pretty much unable to find ANYTHING that wasn't in there. Like, waffle iron to chuck norris.JCM said:I just wonder if "Chuck Norris" is a valid word.
I remember an interview where they said they used wikipedia's directories, so basically anything that gives a wikipedia page should workm but Im not sure one may use celebrities.Necronic said:I was listening to the rebel FM podcast and supposedly aside from obscene words, they were pretty much unable to find ANYTHING that wasn't in there. Like, waffle iron to chuck norris.JCM said:I just wonder if "Chuck Norris" is a valid word.
Someone spawned a bunch of vampires, then put in "Vampire Hunter" and someone like Vampire Hunter D showed up and started killing them all.
This game looks major tits.
They've said they're not doing proper nouns (though Cthulhu seems to belie that). So they'll have superhero but not Superman. In a Nintendo Power interview they said:JCM said:I remember an interview where they said they used wikipedia's directories, so basically anything that gives a wikipedia page should workm but Im not sure one may use celebrities.
another interesting tidbit:NP: What are the restrictions on the things you can conjure up?
Jeremiah Slaczka: On the ratings side nothing vulgar, copyrighted, suggested or overtly religious. On the gameplay side we're restricting it to just no proper nouns and adjectives.
NP also offered these formulas, with illustration:JS: We had inadvertantly discovered out-of-control bunny reproduction at one point; two bunnies would multiply to infinity, which crashed the game, and I think an elephant somehow picked up a bazooka with its trunk and started firing madly.
Hate to break it to you, but you wasted your time... Someone already linked to the full text in the first few posts of the thread. The words you missed were "bats" and "bombs".Ravenpoe said:Because I was bored, I decided to decipher the scrambled part. This is the best I can come up with, just from squinting at it:
This is a puzzle game in which players navigate a series of traps, puzzles, and enemies to collect stars scattered throughout the colorful levels. Players have the ability to summon different objects by writing/typing in the word (e.g., bike, spaceship, lion) and watching it come to life. If multiple words are entered in a sequence, different whimsical scenarios can be triggered: a bicycle can be used to jump over a baby; a bulldozer can clear away a shark; and cabbage can be fed to dinosaurs. Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man). These triggered animations are minimally depicted and are usually accompanied by popping, musical sound effects; bright, star-shaped flashes; or small puffs of smoke. If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen.