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By the way, I had to talk quietly. Shh!

Wait, aren't you supposed to pee on a cat sometime during the process?

Allen who is Quiet said:

Wait, aren't you supposed to pee on a cat sometime during the process?

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Geez! Wait until the next video!

Doesn't the saying go "You can't make hot chocolate without urinating on a few felines"?

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I want that cup!

Well, this is not the sexy porn thread I thought it would be. Dave...I am dissapointed.

There used to be a mug at ThinkGeek that had a built-in USB heater. A quick scan doesn't show it.

I was interested in getting that one someday.

Porn involving the concept of Hot Chocolate has a 50/50 chance of being repulsive.

And the other half of that equation is to be super seeeexxxxxxxxxy

With all the talk of porn in this thread I was thankful that the pan down didn't reveal dave's dick in the cup as my moment of terror predicted it would.

That would hurt.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE MUG?!?

Poe is the only true geek among you.

phil said:

With all the talk of porn in this thread I was disappointed that the pan down didn't reveal dave's dick in the cup as my moment of terror predicted it would.

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Fixed that for ya.

Nick! You shoulda made it "predickted"


I am disappoint.


Just like your prom night.

Dave said:

That would hurt.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE MUG?!?

Poe is the only true geek among you.

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Finally! I am the geekest!

We can't stir things now? Have we grown that sedentary?

I want to dip my balls in that sweet sweet swirling chocolate. Once it cools down that is.

HCGLNS said:

We can't stir things now? Have we grown that sedentary?

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It's like magic. I want that cup then I'll pretend I'm harry potter.

Now to turn this into a steak thread...

NO! You heat real milk! and shave off flakes from your coco bar. then add real sugar...

ooo get that soap grinder thingy and stick a chocolate bar in it!
a new one

hot chocolate is made using milk, you dirty pig.

Shake.

Ooh, look at Mr. Fancy Cup, too bourgie to squirt syrup into his mouth and swirl the milk around in his cheeks!

Mathias said:

hot chocolate is made using milk, you dirty pig.

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^This. This to the Nth degree.

Dave is on an episode of Cubicle Survivor

he is doing the best he can!

But since he's trapped in his cubicle, where would he get milk from? The only source would be his floppy . . . man . . . hooties . . .

SWEET. MERCIFUL. GOD.

drifter said:

Ooh, look at Mr. Fancy Cup, too bourgie to squirt syrup into his mouth and swirl the milk around in his cheeks!

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LOL!

Mathias said:

hot chocolate is made using milk, you dirty pig.

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You took the words right out of my mouth and modifed them with other, meaner words! Thanks, Mathias!

No, but really, A+ for sweet-ass mug. C- for no milk, whipped cream, or peppermint stick. Also, drifter, you almost made me fall out of my chair!

I'm not going to be impressed until you get hover shoes.

And flying cars, damnit! 21st century, flying carssaaaauuuuugh!

Hard to use milk at your desk. It goes bad too fast and I don't trust people to leave it alone.

I agree with Seej on the C- for not using milk. But I assign a F-- for not using peppermint schnapps.

Also hot peppers. I know it sounds crazy, but god damn do I love my hot chocolate to be hot peppered.

It is true.Chilli Chocolate is delicious.

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I just bought that cup for my wife, the hot chocolateaholic

Man... I think my dad would actually love that nifty gadget. He's a sucker for neat things like that.