Hurricane Bill was the lamest crap ever. I don't even know if it was a hurricane by the time it got here. I have been told it was downgraded to tropical storm, but I was fairly sure it made landfall as a category 1 hurricane.
Anyways. By the time it got to my city, it was pretty useless. It rained a bit, and there was a bit of thunder and lighting. I went to bed at midnight, and got up at nine, and by the time I left the house for my errands for the day, there was no indication that there had been anything but rain the night before.
It was big enough to cancel my kayaking trip, but not big enough to be awesome while doing so. It's the freaking uncanny valley for hurricanes.
I give it one tumbling cow out of five.