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Husband Seeks Police Protection From Wife Who Just Can't Get Enough Sex

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Hylian

Hylian

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110126/od_afp/germanyturkeysexoffbeat


BERLIN (AFP) – A desperate Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife's constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.
The man came to his local police station in southwestern Germany on Tuesday saying that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife of 18 years and mother of their two children.
"Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said in a statement.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."


#2

Gryfter

Gryfter



#3

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

"When you can't cut the mustard you can still lick the jar."
-random Yahoo poster...


#4

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Sounds like a site admin's Prom Night!


#5

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry, to be honest.


#6



makare

He should buy her an Hitachi.


#7

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

How horrible.


#8

Mathias

Mathias


Haha, I thought the same thing.


AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!


or I guess in Turkish is would be, "YAKUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP, ! "


#9

Jay

Jay

Every man wants to get laid but let's be honest... we all value a full night's sleep as well.


#10

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Pfft. Not with that attitude.


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