I can't find my phone

[Necronic]

I hate this. Its out of batteries and somewhere in my apartment. I think. Probably. I hope.

Looked for it for like an hour.

How do you hunt for stuff like this? Wish I had kids right now; "Guess what, its scavenger hunt day! First one to bring daddy's iPhone gets 5$!!!" Then I go drink in the shed.

 

[Shegokigo]

How badly do you want your phone back..... >

 

[PatrThom]

Don't you have any neighborhood kids? I hear you can rent some with candy. Though I suppose candy demand is low due to most of them already having stocked up over the last couple weeks.

--Patrick

 

[Necronic]

I am actually considering just buying the iPhone 2 instead of looking for my phone more....

 

[Necronic]

Well, I took Thom's advice and went door to looking for children to play a game of "find the cellphone." I had a large bag of loose candy to offer them. After a couple hours of being questioned by the police I found my phone in my laundry basket. Crisis averted. Although now I have to move.

 

[PatrThom]

Don't forget to notify the authorities when you arrive. I hear that's how it works.

--Patrick