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I can't sleep

#1



WolfOfOdin

The first reason why is because I keep having a recurring nightmare, wherein giant ants with Avril lavigne's head start devouring pandas in a zoo. It's frightening in context.

Secondly, i have my midterm in criminal law tomorrow and I'm scared shitless of it.

Either way, please help me sleep :(


#2

bhamv3

bhamv3

Gorge yourself silly on food. I always feel drowsy after eating.


#3

Hylian

Hylian

Watch a documentary on TV. But make sure it's one that is just interesting enough so you don;t change the channel but not interesting enough for you to get more awake.


#4

Calleja

Calleja

The only thing that gets me to sleep besides actual prescription medication is a joint. 25 years with insomnia and all it took was a nice little plant.


#5



Kitty Sinatra

Shoot yourself in the head. That should put your lights out.








. . . wait. Don't do that. There's too much chance you won't wake up in time for that test.


#6

David

David

Your nightmares are comming true!



#7

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

There's a solution... imagine the Avril Lavigne-headed ants WITHOUT PANTS.

No wait, that's even scarier.


#8



Dusty668

4:19 am a car parked out front started having car alarm go off every few minutes, now 5:34, still going on. time to get ready for work, I feel for ya.


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