The first reason why is because I keep having a recurring nightmare, wherein giant ants with Avril lavigne's head start devouring pandas in a zoo. It's frightening in context.
Secondly, i have my midterm in criminal law tomorrow and I'm scared shitless of it.
Either way, please help me sleep
#2
bhamv3
Gorge yourself silly on food. I always feel drowsy after eating.
#3
Hylian
Watch a documentary on TV. But make sure it's one that is just interesting enough so you don;t change the channel but not interesting enough for you to get more awake.
#4
Calleja
The only thing that gets me to sleep besides actual prescription medication is a joint. 25 years with insomnia and all it took was a nice little plant.
#5
Kitty Sinatra
Shoot yourself in the head. That should put your lights out.
. . . wait. Don't do that. There's too much chance you won't wake up in time for that test.
#6
David
Your nightmares are comming true!
#7
North_Ranger
There's a solution... imagine the Avril Lavigne-headed ants WITHOUT PANTS.
No wait, that's even scarier.
#8
Dusty668
4:19 am a car parked out front started having car alarm go off every few minutes, now 5:34, still going on. time to get ready for work, I feel for ya.