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I just ate bacon.

Feb 15, 2015#1

HCGLNS

I just cooked up some of the best bacon of my life.

Then I ate it.

After I fought off the bacon barbarians that attempted to steal it.

Feb 15, 2015#2

Squidleybits

I photographed the bacon which was worth several pieces.

Feb 15, 2015#3

Charlie Don't Surf

teh bacon!!!

Feb 15, 2015#4

Cheesy1

Feb 15, 2015#5

Dave

I thought this might be an "I had sex thread" by Kevin.

Feb 15, 2015#6

WasabiPoptart

I didn't get any bacon.

Feb 15, 2015#7

Ravenpoe

I didn't get sex -or- bacon.

I DEMAND AT LEAST ONE!

Feb 15, 2015#8

PatrThom

I had bacon.
It was not the bacon pictured above, but it was still similar, and therefore very tasty.

--Patrick

Feb 15, 2015#9

phil

I think starting Tuesday we're going to start selling the double smoked bacon and cheddar breakfast sandwich. There was actually a memo about making sure that the baristas didn't eat so many that customers could still get them.

Feb 15, 2015#10

HCGLNS

Dave said:
I thought this might be an "I had sex thread" by Kevin.

It's the PG-13 thread for those who've enjoyed the delicious savoury taste of bacon.

Feb 15, 2015#11

Tinwhistler

I had bacon this morning, as part of a fried egg sandwich.

It was pre-cooked bacon, which barely qualifies. But doesn't matter, had bacon.

Feb 15, 2015#12

HCGLNS

Still counts!

Feb 15, 2015#13

blotsfan

Serious bacon-related question: What is the best kind of bacon? I very rarely cook it myself, but I'm interested in the best styles to buy and ways to cook it.*

*People that prefer non-crispy bacon need not reply.

Feb 16, 2015#14

PatrThom

blotsfan said:
What is the best kind of bacon?

I assume you mean the "American-style" bacon made from pork belly, and not back bacon/Canadian bacon.
Kati prefers hers uncured, but I don't have a strong preference one way or the other.
The bacon should be smoked (applewood or hickory being the methods used by our preferred brands).
It should be sliced not too thick, and it should be fried slowly over low heat while it is allowed to drain, so that the fat that is rendered does not end up submerging and deep-frying the remainder of the bacon. Microwaving bacon on a bed of paper towels can also achieve this. You'll know you've found the right temperature because the fry bubbles coming out from under the bacon will look like soap suds.

--Patrick

Feb 16, 2015#15

Cheesy1

blotsfan said:
Serious bacon-related question: What is the best kind of bacon?

The kind that's in my mouth, slowly being prepared to be delivered to mah belly.

Feb 23, 2015#16

HCGLNS

I just ate bacon! And it felt so good!
My tummy let me put bacon inside of her!

Feb 23, 2015#17

Squidleybits

And I got a sexy magnified macro shot of that bacon!!! It looked good then it tasted better!

Feb 24, 2015#18

fade

HCGLNS said:
I just ate bacon! And it felt so good!
My tummy let me put bacon inside of her!

Hmm that reminds me of a post...

Feb 24, 2015#19

Dave

I've been married for 21 years. Like everything else, if I want bacon I have to cook it myself.

Feb 24, 2015#20

Gruebeard

There are places you can go where you can pay someone else to mmake you bacon.[DOUBLEPOST=1424801643,1424801568][/DOUBLEPOST]... That's how I got the bacon I'm eating right now.

Feb 24, 2015#21

Emrys

Did this thread just morph into a metaphor for something else or are we still talking about bacon?

Dammit, now I want bacon. And sex.

Feb 24, 2015#22

PatrThom

Emrys said:
Dammit, now I want bacon. And sex.

Emrys. She wants a slab, and she wants it sizzling.

--Patrick

Feb 24, 2015#23

Emrys

Oh, yeah, baby! :unibrow:

Feb 24, 2015#24

drifter

PatrThom said:
Emrys. She wants a slab, and she wants it sizzling.

--Patrick

Feb 24, 2015#25

PatrThom

drifter said:

Why am I suddenly reminded of Besieged?

--Patrick

Mar 1, 2015#26

WasabiPoptart

I had bacon. And it was good. My whole house smells like bacon. I want to eat more, but I'm already embarrassed by my gluttony.

Mar 1, 2015#27

drifter

I had bacon cinnamon rolls. It was, like the other Pinterest-y things I've tried, better in concept than execution.

Mar 2, 2015#28

Siska

I like low sodium bacon, if I can find it. Normal bacon has a bit more salt then I find enjoyable. Low sodium though, while still very salty, taste divine and don't turn my lips into raisins.

Mar 2, 2015#29

CynicismKills

Bacon's okay, I guess.

I prefer sausage patties.

Mar 2, 2015#30

PatrThom

CynicismKills said:
Bacon's okay, I guess.

I prefer sausage patties.

I read that as "parties" at first.

--Patrick

Mar 2, 2015#31

Tinwhistler

At least it wasn't "panties".

Sausage panties. That's just weird. And greasy.

Mar 2, 2015#32

CynicismKills

Tinwhistler said:
At least it wasn't "panties".

Sausage panties. That's just weird. And greasy.

Definitely don't want what Jimmy Dean's keeping in those.

Mar 2, 2015#33

WasabiPoptart

Tinwhistler said:
At least it wasn't "panties".

Sausage panties. That's just weird. And greasy.

I bet there would be a market for those.

Mar 3, 2015#34

Tinwhistler

WasabiPoptart said:
I bet there would be a market for those.

It lends an entirely new visual to the phrase "eating out for breakfast"

Mar 3, 2015#35

fade

"Sausage" and "panties" and not one dick joke.

I'm disappointed.

Mar 3, 2015#36

Frank

I like the boxes of bacon ends you can get from butchers that cost as much as a pound of regular bacon. You know what doesn't give a shit about what the shape of the bacon is? My mouth.

Mar 4, 2015#37

HCGLNS

We ate bacon wrapped scallops and watched cheesy TV last night.

Mar 4, 2015#38

Squidleybits

The bacon was so good that I fell asleep right after!

Mar 4, 2015#39

Gruebeard

High Five @HCGLNS!

Oh wait.

She said bacon.

Never mind.

Mar 4, 2015#40

PatrThom

I did wonder if this thread was heading South into euphemism-land.

--Patrick

Mar 4, 2015#41

Bubble181

PatrThom said:
heading South
--Patrick

Mar 8, 2015#42

Just Eric

Hmmm... I could not find my pic of my entire plate full of crispy bacon goodness... But I did find this pic I saw in a window last summer and sized myself up into it in the reflection.

Mar 11, 2015#43

Just Eric

Turkey Ranch bacon wrap. And one in the fridge. Looking forward to another plate full of bacon next week when pay comes in.

Mar 11, 2015#44

HCGLNS

Mmmm third straight day of bacon!

Mar 11, 2015#45

HCGLNS

HCGLNS said:
Mmmm third straight day of bacon!

Omg bacon for dinner with that hot waitress.

Mar 11, 2015#46

Squidleybits

Are you having bacon with someone other than me??

Mar 20, 2015#47

Just Eric

Twice in one week?!?! Impossiburr!! .. Then again I was having a bad night..

Mar 20, 2015#48

Gared

I need to wash my big-arse griddle so I can eat some bacon this weekend. Definitely need to eat some bacon.

Mar 20, 2015#49

fade

Gared said:
I need to wash my big-arse griddle so I can eat some bacon this weekend. Definitely need to eat some bacon.

Mar 20, 2015#50

Tinwhistler

I'm going to fry some bacon tomorrow, to use the grease to pan-fry some pork chops.

Whatever am I going to do with that bacon that has no place in my recipe? Cook's perogative--I ain't even gonna share it. :ninja:

Mar 20, 2015#51

PatrThom

Tinwhistler said:
Cook's perogative--I ain't even gonna share it.

Kati always refers to stuff like that as the Lagniappe (LAH-nyap).

--Patrick

Mar 20, 2015#52

Gared

fade said:

This was a $20 off-brand electric griddle, it wouldn't support a whole ass, much less cook it evenly.

Mar 20, 2015#53

WasabiPoptart

Salad for lunch. Chopped some bacon to put in it.

Mar 21, 2015#54

Gruebeard

Just Eric said:
Twice in one week?!?! Impossiburr!! .. Then again I was having a bad night..

Since you had bacon, you had a good night.

Mar 21, 2015#55

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler said:
I'm going to fry some bacon tomorrow, to use the grease to pan-fry some pork chops.

Whatever am I going to do with that bacon that has no place in my recipe? Cook's perogative--I ain't even gonna share it.

Promise: Fulfilled.

Mar 27, 2015#56

HCGLNS

Made fancy bacon and egg sandwiches for dinner.

Dessert was chocolate pudding and bacon.

Mar 27, 2015#57

Squidleybits

then you asked me for money. It felt wrong.

Mar 27, 2015#58

WasabiPoptart

But felt so right?

Mar 27, 2015#59

HCGLNS

Steal a cake, pay the fine!

Mar 28, 2015#60

checkeredhat

I don't eat much red meat these days, but I just had the guy from Subway put bacon on my sub.
One day I'll be able to post in the "I just had sex thread*", but this will have to suffice for now.

*It's been a very long time. :oops:

Mar 28, 2015#61

Tinwhistler

I ate bacon last night...and had sex.

Living the dream, man. Living the dream.

Mar 28, 2015#62

HCGLNS

Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

Mar 28, 2015#63

Terrik

HCGLNS said:
Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

Bacon saves the marriage.

Mar 29, 2015#64

Bubble181

HCGLNS said:
Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

I've had the halal burger with bacon a few times in a local burger place. They looked strange the first time I ordered it but pfeh, I am not bound by your silly restrictions, man.

Mar 29, 2015#65

Squidleybits

HCGLNS said:
Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

It rocked! And honestly after watching Jon Taffer pick apart raw burgers in dirty kitchens, veggie burgers are where its at!

Mar 29, 2015#66

Officer_Charon

Squidleybits said:
veggie burgers are where its at!

Mar 30, 2015#67

Emrys

Quiet, you. Veggie burgers can be awesome.

Mar 30, 2015#68

Squidleybits

But there was bacon!

Mar 30, 2015#69

drawn_inward

I moved the bacon from the fridge to the freezer. It was a sad day in Mudville.

Mar 30, 2015#70

Bubble181

I had some bacon yesterday right after coming home from work. it was really go...oh, wait, we weren't using this thread as a subtle metaphor? Sorry, wrong thread.

Mar 30, 2015#71

WasabiPoptart

Eating Bacon Can Prolong Your Life (sort of).

Mar 30, 2015#72

Celt Z

Some fetch me the frying pan, I'm gonna live forever!

Mar 30, 2015#73

WasabiPoptart

Bacon plus the amount of coffee I drink will make me immortal.

Apr 1, 2015#74

Just Eric

I was at a Denny's in California last week... their "bacon" sides existed of one strip of bacon. Robbery. ROBBERY!!!

Apr 1, 2015#75

drawn_inward

http://www.buzzfeed.com/nickguillor...acon-the-wrong-way-your-whole-life#.dwye9KNV1

Apr 1, 2015#76

Emrys

Emrys said:
Quiet, you. Veggie burgers can be awesome.

Dear @Just Eric,

Quiet, you. Don't make me unleash a doomweasel on you.

Apr 20, 2015#77

HCGLNS

Had bacon and eggs poutine for dinner.

Apr 20, 2015#78

checkeredhat

I ate so much bacon yesterday, because i was hungover anf it seems to help. But I went overboard and basically had a bacon hangover today.

Apr 20, 2015#79

WasabiPoptart

HCGLNS said:
Had bacon and eggs poutine for dinner.

What is this concoction? I know what poutine is. I have, obviously, eaten bacon and eggs. The idea of the two together is intriguing.

Apr 21, 2015#80

PatrThom

Every Monday is bacon Monday at the hotel where I'm staying.
Today was Monday, ergo, bacon.

--Patrick

Apr 21, 2015#81

HCGLNS

WasabiPoptart said:
What is this concoction? I know what poutine is. I have, obviously, eaten bacon and eggs. The idea of the two together is intriguing.

Fried egg on bottom
then fries
then curds
then gravy
then bacon
then bacon
then bacon

Apr 21, 2015#82

DarkAudit

HCGLNS said:
Fried egg on bottom
then fries
then curds
then gravy
then bacon
then bacon
then bacon

You have a cardiologist living on either side of you, don't you?

Apr 23, 2015#83

Just Eric

I've been thinking it would be fun to start a small restaurant or deli (or something) called simply "Bad For You Foods"

Bacon _____
Bacon Twinkie wraps
Bacon ice cream
Bacon bagels
Bacon marshmallows
Bacon Guacamole
and lots other items..

Apr 23, 2015#84

sixpackshaker

There is a little restaurant near my home that does Country Fried/Chicken Fried Bacon.

Apr 23, 2015#85

PatrThom

Just Eric said:
I've been thinking it would be fun to start a small restaurant or deli (or something) called simply "Bad For You Foods"

Cheddar cheese soda.

--Patrick

Apr 23, 2015#86

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
Cheddar cheese soda.

--Patrick

And a side of crack.

Apr 23, 2015#87

Squidleybits

Did I ever post the picture of the battered, deep fried bacon I ate?

Apr 23, 2015#88

PatrThom

Squidleybits said:
Did I ever post the picture of the battered, deep fried bacon I ate?

You may have eaten it all before remembering to take a picture.

--Patrick

May 5, 2015#89

HCGLNS

Don't panic guys but the bacon industry is seeking bacon embassadors to help promote the bacon lifestyle.

May 5, 2015#90

Celt Z

I heard the last guys were absolute pigs.

May 5, 2015#91

Tiger Tsang

Celt Z said:
I heard the last guys were absolute pigs.

Now you're just being boaring.

May 5, 2015#92

Cheesy1

Probably part of some Senator's pork barrel project.

May 5, 2015#93

fade

I take that as a porcine of how the industry is faring.[DOUBLEPOST=1430862583,1430862492][/DOUBLEPOST]They'll just have to javelina budget from here on out.[DOUBLEPOST=1430862651][/DOUBLEPOST]I mean, really, I never sausage a thing as a bacon ambassador in all my days.

May 5, 2015#94

HCGLNS

You guys are weird, here's the job posting Bacon Brand Manager

May 5, 2015#95

Squidleybits

Those job requirements crack me up. I must be used to the more specific ones in my field.

May 5, 2015#96

Gared

Someone in this house may have cooked and then grief-eaten a pound of bacon for lunch... and by someone, I mean me. And by a pound, I mean two pounds. And by may have, I mean did. And now I never want to see another slice of bacon again. In fact, just typing the word kind of makes me want to hurl.

Edit: God damn it, grief-eaten, not greig-eaten. Grief. Ah well.

May 5, 2015#97

klew

Ordered a bacon cheeseburger, got home to find out I received a mushroom cheeseburger instead. Same cost, ate it anyway, enjoyed my food, would go back again.

tl;dr was denied bacon

May 8, 2015#98

Bubble181

My girlfriend left me in charge of preparing food for our outing tomorrow. Someone may have made a mistake. Is 16 bacon sandwiches and 8 egg sandwiches for 2 people a good and balanced breakfast + lunch + snack? I may or may not throw in a tomato on grounds of "we need vegetables". Tomorrow, my cholesterol will be over 9000.

May 8, 2015#99

Squidleybits

That's a lot of sandwiches!

May 8, 2015#100

chris

Maybe something for the video threads, but this Hugh Jackmann bacon pancake song lipsync fits this thread more.

May 8, 2015#101

ncts_dodge_man

Homemade pizza (though with a pre-made crust) - toppings: pork sausage, chunks of bacon, mushrooms, and three types of shredded cheese.. Yummy!

May 9, 2015#102

Celt Z

Bacon rant: every morning at out breakfast buffet at our hotel, they would serve bacon, but it was an abomination: it was like they took a pack of bacon, put it in the microwave for a minute and dumped it in the chafing dish. A pile of greasy, limp, barely cooked bacon was a waste. I wanted to go back to the kitchen and say, "Move over, I'm cooking this correctly".

I swear tomorrow I'm making a pile of crispy bacon to make up for a week of disappointing breakfasts.

May 9, 2015#103

sixpackshaker

I guess my dad works at that hotel...

It was so bad that I cook the hell out of my bacon now.

May 10, 2015#104

Bubble181

Squidleybits said:
That's a lot of sandwiches!

And they were glorious. Yumyum.

May 10, 2015#105

Sparhawk

This is no longer on the plate. It's all gone.

May 10, 2015#106

HCGLNS

Well that's one of the risks you take in photographing bacon, somebody will swipe it faster than Gasbandit grabs a redhead gif.

May 10, 2015#107

Sparhawk

Nobody swiped it, if they had tried, we would have gone to the hospital after I finished eating my bacon. I ate it, it was like eating 40 cakes, and it was good.

May 11, 2015#108

Emrys

I had bacon this weekend and it made me ill. Sadly, it seems that bacon and I are no longer friends.

May 11, 2015#109

Bubble181

Emrys said:
I had bacon this weekend and it made me ill. Sadly, it seems that bacon and I are no longer friends.

First the doomies, now this?

...have you, perchance, stolen a winning lottery ticket, or otherwise focused the wrath of the gods on you?

May 11, 2015#110

Emrys

Let's see...
Bacon - nope
Ice cream - nope
Chocolate - meh
Spicy food - nope

Something's definitely going on. I'm going to need to find an old priest and a young priest.

May 13, 2015#111

Celt Z

I just had bacon
And it tasted so good
My tummy let put bacon inside of it
I just had baa-aa-aacon
And I'll never go baaaack
To the not having bacon days of the past

Have you ever had bacon?
I have, it's tastes great!
It went so well when I ate it with some pancakes
A griddle let me cook it
It literally just finished
Having bacon can make a happy girl out of the hungriest

The kitchen where I just came from
I had bacon
If I had to describe the smell
It was the best
When I had the bacon
Man my mouth would salavate
And I licked the plate after I was done

Oh hey, is there some bacon left?
Guess what I'll do next?
Toast some bread, add spread
Slice tomato and some lettuce
It was sure smart of me
To make a BLT
Smart to never waste bacon
Now sing

I just had bacon
And it tasted so good
My tummy let put bacon inside of it
I just had baa-aa-aacon
And I'll never go baaaack
To the not having bacon days of the past! :notes:

May 13, 2015#112

PatrThom

Was there vodka in this bacon, too?

--Patrick

May 13, 2015#113

Celt Z

Nah, I'm always like this.

May 13, 2015#114

Emrys

Do you do a little dance while you sing?

If so, we must have video proof. :popcorn:

May 20, 2015#115

HCGLNS

May 20, 2015#116

figmentPez

HCGLNS said:
View attachment 18296

Source, Dude Foods: The Double Decker Mac & Cheese Stuffed Bacon Weave Taco

I am not at all ashamed that I knew where that photo was from without having to look it up.

Dec 1, 2015#117

HCGLNS

Dec 1, 2015#118

Squidleybits

HCGLNS said:
View attachment 18296

I want to love that, but I know it won't love me.

Dec 2, 2015#119

Tinwhistler

I had to look up bacon cutting machines just to see if they really cut it that fast.

They do.

I watched, mesmerized, the whole time.

Dec 2, 2015#120

HCGLNS

Yeah most people have a hard time grasping the scale of manufacturing.

Hmm I could cook bacon tonight.

Dec 2, 2015#121

Gared

I should buy some bacon tonight.

Dec 2, 2015#122

PatrThom

That GIF is the Textor TS700-UB for those interested.

--Patrick

Dec 2, 2015#123

WasabiPoptart

Had a bacon sandwich for breakfast

Dec 3, 2015#124

Squidleybits

HCGLNS said:
Yeah most people have a hard time grasping the scale of manufacturing.

Hmm I could cook bacon tonight.

Don't you dare bacon without me!

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