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I NEED HELP, HOLY SHIT

Dec 7, 2008#1

doomdragon6

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Dec 7, 2008#2

Shawn

I'm sorry. You are beyond help.

Dec 7, 2008#3

TwoBit

You need to make it an even twelve hours. GET RIGHT BACK ON THERE. And I mean now.

Dec 7, 2008#4

Dusty668

I posted this in the relationship thread, but it should still work:

Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.

Dec 7, 2008#5

Shawn

Dusty668 said:
I posted this in the relationship thread, but it should still work:

Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.

That's an old ass gun. Why use something that isn't guaranteed to work properly?

Dec 7, 2008#6

I

Icarus

Yeah but taking yourself out in style would be worth it

Dec 7, 2008#7

gargoyle_eva

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Dec 7, 2008#8

Reboneer

BlockSite.

Dec 7, 2008#9

Dusty668

Shawnacy said:
That's an old ass gun. Why use something that isn't guaranteed to work properly?

If you maintain it, clean it properly and don't let it get damp, no reason a well made gun shouldn't last over 200 years. I currently know of several that are over 100 years old, and work perfectly.

This gun was used in the movie Untouchables by Sean Connery, so it's not that old.

Besides look at the redundancy, two barrels, dur.

Source:
http://www.longmountain.com/movieguns/TheUntouchables

Dec 7, 2008#10

Shawn

Dusty668 said:
Shawnacy said:

That's an old ass gun. Why use something that isn't guaranteed to work properly?

Click to expand...

If you maintain it, clean it properly and don't let it get damp, no reason a well made gun shouldn't last over 200 years. I currently know of several that are over 100 years old, and work perfectly.

This gun was used in the movie Untouchables by Sean Connery, so it's not that old.

Besides look at the redundancy, two barrels, dur.

Source:
http://www.longmountain.com/movieguns/TheUntouchables

Well in that case I guarantee the gun won't be working due to the fact it's a movie prop.
We're talking about ending this man's 4chan reign of terror. Why take chances?

Dec 7, 2008#11

North_Ranger

Suggestion therapy might be the answer. You will need a source of electricity, two cables and a German porno movie.

Now, first you need to take off your pants and underwear...

Dec 7, 2008#12

F

Futureking

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Shun. UNCLEAN!!! UNCLEAN!!!

Ok. Here's what you do. Clear your history. And never return there again.

Dec 7, 2008#13

Dusty668

Shawnacy said:
Well in that case I guarantee the gun won't be working due to the fact it's a movie prop.
We're talking about ending this man's 4chan reign of terror. Why take chances?

Yeaaaaahhh, Tell that to Brandon Lee, I'll get the shovel.

Dec 7, 2008#14

Bubble181

11 hours of 4Chan? What do you *do* there all day? Christ, I can't make it past 5 minutes.

Anyway, it's clear what you have to do. Replace your 4chan bookmark with a HALforum one. Or something.

Dec 7, 2008#15

Espy

Nuke it from orbit. Duh.

Dec 7, 2008#16

S

superluser

I've done worse.

I'm pretty sure I spent the better part of a day reading peer-reviewed journals to win an argument on a forum once or twice.

Dec 7, 2008#17

Tinwhistler

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

Dec 7, 2008#18

Wasabi Poptart

Dec 7, 2008#19

Gill Kaiser

I say that if you want to spend 11 hours on 4chan, spend 11 hours on 4chan. If you don't want to, don't.

Dec 7, 2008#20

Steve

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

And why exactly do you need help? You won the internet.

Dec 7, 2008#21

Cuyval Dar

So I herd u liek mudkipz?

Dec 7, 2008#22

V.Bond

Become an hero.

Dec 7, 2008#23

Bubble181

Tinwhistler said:
doomdragon6 said:

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Click to expand...

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?

Dec 7, 2008#24

Cat

Dec 7, 2008#25

Espy

Bubble181 said:
Tinwhistler said:

doomdragon6 said:

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Click to expand...

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

Click to expand...

Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Dec 7, 2008#26

Bubble181

Espy said:
Bubble181 said:

Tinwhistler said:

doomdragon6 said:

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Click to expand...

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

Click to expand...

Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?

Click to expand...

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

...dad?

Dec 7, 2008#27

Krisken

Bubble181 said:
Espy said:

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Click to expand...

...dad?

Can't.....
Resist.....
THAT'SWHATSHESAID

Dec 7, 2008#28

Shazam

Man the harpoons, I tell ya!
MAN THE HARPOOOOOONNNSSSS!

Dec 7, 2008#29

North_Ranger

Espy said:
Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Dec 7, 2008#30

Allen, who is Quiet

North_Ranger said:
Espy said:

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Click to expand...

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Pfft...I did Dallas

Dec 7, 2008#31

North_Ranger

Allen said:
[quote="North_Ranger":3unj2o67]

Espy said:

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Click to expand...

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Pfft...I did Dallas[/quote:3unj2o67]

You mean these guys?

Dec 7, 2008#32

HowDroll

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

You, sir, are and idiot

Dec 7, 2008#33

ElJuski

Allen said:
[quote="North_Ranger":1qejk4kq]

Espy said:

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Click to expand...

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Pfft...I did Dallas[/quote:1qejk4kq]

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Dec 7, 2008#34

Dunny

At this point, your only option is to commit seppuku.

Dec 7, 2008#35

Allen, who is Quiet

North_Ranger said:
[quote="Allen, who is Quiet":39n560m7][quote="North_Ranger":39n560m7]

Espy said:

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Click to expand...

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Pfft...I did Dallas[/quote:39n560m7]

You mean these guys?

[/quote:39n560m7]
:unibrow:

Dec 7, 2008#36

Kovac

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

Get away from us before you infect us all like some kind of horrible leper.

The only hope for you now is to go read some intelligent literature like War and peace or something.

You can come back when you are all loled out.

Dec 7, 2008#37

Tinwhistler

Espy said:
Bubble181 said:

Tinwhistler said:

doomdragon6 said:

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Click to expand...

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

Click to expand...

Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?

Click to expand...

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Dude..60oz? i thought John Holmes died...
:lol:

Dec 7, 2008#38

Espy

ElJuski said:
Allen said:

[quote="North_Ranger":1b8fpfoe]

Espy said:

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Click to expand...

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Click to expand...

Pfft...I did Dallas

And I came on Eileen. Wut.[/quote:1b8fpfoe]
taloora aye

Dec 7, 2008#39

Null

Good lord I wish I could ban every goddamn last one of you.

Dec 7, 2008#40

MindDetective

Lying Bastard said:
Good lord I wish I could ban every goddamn last one of you.

I don't believe you. You'd make them all foes if you meant it.

Dec 7, 2008#41

Rubicon

1. close browser
2. wash eyeballs off with clorox
3. go to hospital
4. sue 4chan
5. ????
6. Profit!

Dec 7, 2008#42

JONJONAUG

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Fap until you're tired and fall asleep.

That's usually how I handle this.

Dec 7, 2008#43

RoboKomodo

Do a barrel roll while manning the harpoons.
Or have a Frosty Susan. That will keep your eyes glued shut for a while.

Dec 8, 2008#44

Rubicon

RoboKomodo said:
Do a barrel roll while manning the harpoons.
Or have a Frosty Susan. That will keep your eyes glued shut for a while.

i lol'd

Dec 8, 2008#45

Calleja

gorram it... seriosuly, does it have to be in EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

Dec 8, 2008#46

CynicismKills

Calleja said:
gorram it... seriosuly, does it have to be in EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

Yes.

Dec 8, 2008#47

Rubicon

Calleja said:
gorram it... seriosuly, does it have to be in EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

This good sir, is why you never reveal too much information about yourself on the interwebs.

Dec 8, 2008#48

Hylian

A plastic bag over your head untill your face turn blue is the only solution.

Dec 8, 2008#49

Denbrought

Turn off the computer, read a book, play a game, go out with some friends... Or keep being in there, if it makes you happy.

Dec 8, 2008#50

L

Liam the lemming

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

*fap*

...

Needs moar pooper.

Dec 8, 2008#51

Silvanesti

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

How the fuck does someone spend that long on 4chan? Kill an hour or two maybe, but 11 hours? what the fuck?

Dec 8, 2008#52

Denbrought

Silvanesti said:
doomdragon6 said:

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Click to expand...

How the fuck does someone spend that long on 4chan? Kill an hour or two maybe, but 11 hours? what the fuck?

wake up.
scratch arse.
shitty food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
fap.
zzzz.

Dec 8, 2008#53

Bubble181

Only one fap in a day? man, you're calm.

Dec 8, 2008#54

A

Amy old

Tinwhistler said:
Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours beating the shit out of two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

:aaahhh:

Dec 8, 2008#55

ElJuski said:
And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

Dec 8, 2008#56

JONJONAUG

Bubble181 said:
Only one fap in a day? man, you're calm.

Well at least half of the 4chan steps imply fapping.

Dec 8, 2008#57

Espy

ZenMonkey said:
ElJuski said:

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Click to expand...

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

You know, it got ruined for me a few years ago and I too really am sad. I love that song now it's even dirtier than the actual lyrics make it out to be. :sadness:

Dec 8, 2008#58

Batdan

ZenMonkey said:
ElJuski said:

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Click to expand...

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

Someone's never seen "Clerks".

Dec 8, 2008#59

Null

ZenMonkey said:
ElJuski said:

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Click to expand...

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

Yeah, once you've heard that joke once, the song starts sounding more like a bukakke event, though it still doesn't make much sense.

Dec 8, 2008#60

drawn_inward

I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

I can't think of what kind of site would keep someone in front of computer for 11 hrs.
I can't believe you have that kind of free time and that's how you want to spend it. Go learn a skill (woodworking, painting, etc).

Dec 8, 2008#61

Batdan said:
Someone's never seen "Clerks".

I saw it when Kevin Smith premiered it at a film festival or something in New York. Never since.

Also, my first name is not Eileen. My middle name may or may not be something extremely similar. So. :bush:

Dec 8, 2008#62

Espy

drawn_inward said:
I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

Just avoid it.

Dec 8, 2008#63

RealBigNuke

drawn_inward said:
I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

Oh, it's awesome. Be sure to visit /d/ first. If you have any important questions about philosophy or what to do with your life, try /b/

Dec 8, 2008#64

Null

RealBigNuke said:
drawn_inward said:

I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

Click to expand...

Oh, it's awesome. Be sure to visit /d/ first. If you have any important questions about philosophy or what to do with your life, try /b/

From what I've seen, 4chan is basically mental dysentery.

Dec 8, 2008#65

Drachenherz

Allen said:
*snipped because of to many quotes*

Ouch. Dallas.

Even 4chan is not that bad.

:Leyla:

Dec 8, 2008#66

Dunny

Andi said:
Allen said:

*snipped because of to many quotes*

Click to expand...

Ouch. Dallas.

Even 4chan is not that bad.

I'd rather do Debbie.

Dec 8, 2008#67

Allen, who is Quiet

Dunny said:
Andi said:

Allen said:

*snipped because of to many quotes*

Click to expand...

Ouch. Dallas.

Even 4chan is not that bad.

Click to expand...

I'd rather do Debbie.

Would you do Debbie pre- or post-Dallas?

Dec 8, 2008#68

Shegokigo

I'd say you're a rookie and are barely getting started. The only help you need, is more practice.

4chan is nowhere near as bad as some of the more hidden chans these days anyway. If you'd spent 11hrs on Guru-chan, I'd be more impressed.

Dec 8, 2008#69

JONJONAUG

Trish Sparda said:
I'd say you're a rookie and are barely getting started. The only help you need, is more practice.

4chan is nowhere near as bad as some of the more hidden chans these days anyway. If you'd spent 11hrs on Guru-chan, I'd be more impressed.

I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

Dec 8, 2008#70

Shegokigo

JONJONAUG said:
I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.

Dec 8, 2008#71

chakz

That is deeply disturbing

Dec 8, 2008#72

Iaculus

chakz said:
That is deeply disturbing

It's Shego. What did you expect?

Dec 8, 2008#73

Drachenherz

Denbrought said:
Silvanesti said:

doomdragon6 said:

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Click to expand...

How the fuck does someone spend that long on 4chan? Kill an hour or two maybe, but 11 hours? what the fuck?

Click to expand...

wake up.
scratch arse.
shitty food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
fap.
zzzz.

I think you forgot three or four times of fapping in between... :pud:

Dec 8, 2008#74

doomdragon6

Trish Sparda said:
JONJONAUG said:

I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

Click to expand...

It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.

I think I love you?

Yeah, guro, mutilation threads, watched the entirety of "Hammertime" and "1 Guy 1 Jar" (used my hand to cover up the dude on that'n though).

In a way, it's cool being jaded. I at least know that when I finally do see something fucked up irl I won't throw up like most of my other friends.

(One of my friends nicked a small chunk of skin off his hand and felt sick for like an hour afterwards because "there was supposed to be skin there." He's one of the toughest guys I know, but as soon as the blood comes out he's all "omg omg omg...")

Dec 8, 2008#75

Null

Iaculus said:
chakz said:

That is deeply disturbing

Click to expand...

It's Shego. What did you expect?

That's basically what I was going to say. Nice to see she's still hanging around though. Her predictable love of misery adds something to the forum.

Dec 8, 2008#76

Shegokigo

*looks up from the mutilated corpse before her, mouth full*

Mhrrrmph?! :redface:

{This is a disclaimer, there is no dead body in front of me, therefore it is unnessesary to have the police visit my home again}

Dec 8, 2008#77

Denbrought

I think I'll leave this thread before I hurt my reputation further, like I did in image and hp

Dec 8, 2008#78

Null

Trish Sparda said:
*looks up from the mutilated corpse before her, mouth full*

Mhrrrmph?! :redface:

{This is a disclaimer, there is no dead body in front of me, therefore it is unnessesary to have the police visit my home again}

See? Comedy gold.

Dec 8, 2008#79

Null

Denbrought said:
I think I'll leave this thread before I hurt my reputation further, like I did in image and hp

I wouldn't worry about it, I for one couldn't possibly think any less of you.

Dec 8, 2008#80

doomdragon6

Trish Sparda said:
*looks up from the mutilated corpse before her, mouth full*

Mhrrrmph?! :redface:

{This is a disclaimer, there is no dead body in front of me, therefore it is unnessesary to have the police visit my home again}

I lol'd.

Out of curiosity, were there any authorities involved? I'm assuming not, but I'm outta da loop most of the time.

Dec 8, 2008#81

Gurpel

Trish Sparda said:
JONJONAUG said:

I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

Click to expand...

It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.

what looking at the same 50 pictures that have been up since 2002?

if you gonna talk the talk you had better walk the walk, hear? it's time for an internet superhero-off

i just watched
(LOL NWS) *snip*
for the last half hour. (Mod note: this link goes to disturbing content. Mind the warning you get when you click.)

YOUR TURN NIGGA

Dec 8, 2008#82

Denbrought

Gurpel said:
Trish Sparda said:

JONJONAUG said:

I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

Click to expand...

It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.

Click to expand...

what looking at the same 50 pictures that have been up since 2002?

if you gonna talk the talk you had better walk the walk, hear? it's time for an internet superhero-off

i just watched
*link*
for the last half hour.

YOUR TURN NIGGA

Thanks for the blog, looks promising.

On that note, the mods might object to this level of internet content being linked to here :3

Edit: goddamnit I posted here again.

Dec 8, 2008#83

Gurpel

as long as noone gets carried away superheroing and posts child porn theres nothing in the rules against it >>

I'll nws tag just to be safe.

Dec 8, 2008#84

Denbrought said:
On that note, the mods might object to this level of internet content being linked to here :3

Since he tagged it NWS and the link also goes to a warning before you see anything, I think it's up to the user not to go any further if they don't wish.

(A tad more description might help when the link isn't as descriptive; some people have no problem clicking on porn but would rather not see snuff films.)

Dec 8, 2008#85

Silvanesti

Honestly, whats the fucking appeal of watching that kind of shit? Good for you, you're jaded and desensatized?

Dec 8, 2008#86

Shegokigo

Silvanesti said:
Honestly, whats the fucking appeal of watching that kind of shit? Good for you, you're jaded and desensatized?

He's trying to prove he's "shocking". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

Dec 8, 2008#87

Null

Pot said:
Silvanesti said:

Honestly, whats the fucking appeal of watching that kind of shit? Good for you, you're jaded and desensatized?

Click to expand...

Kettle's trying to prove he's "black". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

Dec 8, 2008#88

Espy

Lying Bastard said:
Pot said:

Silvanesti said:

Honestly, whats the fucking appeal of watching that kind of shit? Good for you, you're jaded and desensatized?

Click to expand...

Kettle's trying to prove he's "black". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

Click to expand...

Aw, snap! Shit's on!

A few more posts and I can break out the Drama Llama!

thhp:

Dec 8, 2008#89

Philosopher B.

This thread is awesome. I'm learning about lots of things to avoid.

Dec 8, 2008#90

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
Kettle's trying to prove he's "black". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

Hey cutie, I'm not attempting to call "anyone out" or prove myself. I've been quite content letting anyone believe what they like of me.

I prefer it when someone doesn't believe me to be honest.

Dec 8, 2008#91

Null

Trish Sparda said:
[quote="Lying Bastard":204d6les]

Kettle's trying to prove he's "black". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

Hey cutie, I'm not attempting to call "anyone out" or prove myself. I've been quite content letting anyone believe what they like of me.[/quote:204d6les]

Yes, it was just somewhat ironic timing. A few posts prior you'd given your bona fides, saying how you can spend hours on Rotten, etc. Then Denbrought posts what he can withstand, and then you call him a poser...

Dec 8, 2008#92

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
Yes, it was just somewhat ironic timing. A few posts prior you'd given your bona fides, saying how you can spend hours on Rotten, etc. Then Denbrought posts what he can withstand, and then you call him a poser...

Actually, if you read a bit closer, I was calling the guy trying to prove himself/call me out the poser. As most people who feel they have to prove it, aren't it. :heythere:

Kinda like a wigger or an emo when confronted with something they're pretending to be actually being infront of them.

Dec 8, 2008#93

Rubicon

this kinda went the opposite direction than i thought it would

Dec 8, 2008#94

Null

Trish Sparda said:
[quote="Lying Bastard":34lmxdi5]
Yes, it was just somewhat ironic timing. A few posts prior you'd given your bona fides, saying how you can spend hours on Rotten, etc. Then Denbrought posts what he can withstand, and then you call him a poser...

Actually, if you read a bit closer, I was calling the guy trying to prove himself/call me out the poser. As most people who feel they have to prove it, aren't it. :heythere:[/quote:34lmxdi5]

Ah, I see. :thumbsup:

Dec 8, 2008#95

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
Ah, I see.

Btw loving the Soul Reaver ava, but you'd have done much better with Kain. :uhhuh:

Dec 8, 2008#96

Espy

Mav said:
this kinda went the opposite direction than i thought it would

Really?
I dunno, whenever 4chan comes up people start reminding us how dark and scury they are, etc, etc. It's a natural flow.
Just like when someone posts something about girl all the sad panda's come out to play.
Don't fight it, just enjoy the riiiiiiiiiiiiide. :falldown:

Dec 8, 2008#97

Shegokigo

Espy said:
Really?
I dunno, whenever 4chan comes up people start reminding us how dark and scury they are, etc, etc. It's a natural flow.
Just like when someone posts something about girl all the sad panda's come out to play.
Don't fight it, just enjoy the riiiiiiiiiiiiide. :falldown:

Cmon ride the train and choo choo ride it! :Leyla:

Dec 8, 2008#98

Null

Trish Sparda said:
[quote="Lying Bastard":lxcytpuo]
Ah, I see.

Btw loving the Soul Reaver ava, but you'd have done much better with Kain. :uhhuh:[/quote:lxcytpuo]

I considered it, but I'm much more likely to do the wrong thing for what I think are the right reasons, and that's Raziel to the core.

Dec 8, 2008#99

Espy

Trish Sparda said:
Espy said:

Really?
I dunno, whenever 4chan comes up people start reminding us how dark and scury they are, etc, etc. It's a natural flow.
Just like when someone posts something about girl all the sad panda's come out to play.
Don't fight it, just enjoy the riiiiiiiiiiiiide. :falldown:

Click to expand...

Cmon ride the train and choo choo ride it!

It's falling down!!!! Woooweeewooo!

Dec 8, 2008#100

ElJuski

Trish Sparda said:
Espy said:

Really?
I dunno, whenever 4chan comes up people start reminding us how dark and scury they are, etc, etc. It's a natural flow.
Just like when someone posts something about girl all the sad panda's come out to play.
Don't fight it, just enjoy the riiiiiiiiiiiiide. :falldown:

Click to expand...

Cmon ride the train and choo choo ride it!

A WOOOO WOOOOOO!

I don't think people realize that most /b/tards are relatively harmless. That's always been my opinion. And guess what? I frequent the chans sometimes, too! And like, I read literature and shit! :zoid:

And yes, totally agree with espy on the natural flow. (I think we covered natural flow in another thread though)

Dec 8, 2008#101

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
I considered it, but I'm much more likely to do the wrong thing for what I think are the right reasons, and that's Raziel to the core.

Very good reason. I liked Raziel too, but definitely a-kin'd myself to Kain. It was a no brainer which ending for me to pick at the end of Legacy 1. :slywink:

Dec 8, 2008#102

Espy

ElJuski said:
And yes, totally agree with espy on the natural flow. (I think we covered natural flow in another thread though)

I think that thread meant "natural flow" differently from what I mean.

Dec 8, 2008#103

Shegokigo

Espy said:
ElJuski said:

I think that thread meant "natural flow" differently from what I mean.

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*taps Espy on the shoulder and whispers in his ear*
I think that was the joke darlin. :ninja:

Dec 8, 2008#104

Null

Trish Sparda said:
[quote="Lying Bastard":33cjv1o4]
I considered it, but I'm much more likely to do the wrong thing for what I think are the right reasons, and that's Raziel to the core.

Very good reason. I liked Raziel too, but definitely a-kin'd myself to Kain. It was a no brainer which ending for me to pick at the end of Legacy 1. :slywink:[/quote:33cjv1o4]

Heh, and of course the first time I picked the "Sacrifice" ending.

I'm such a ridiculous fan of the LoK series that I kind of wish you could make Kain and Raz versions in the Soul Calibur character engine.

Dec 8, 2008#105

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
Heh, and of course the first time I picked the "Sacrifice" ending.

I'm such a ridiculous fan of the LoK series that I kind of wish you could make Kain and Raz versions in the Soul Calibur character engine.

Sadly it didn't get the following it deserved. I do own the Kain statue though, displayed proudly. Vae Victus!

Dec 8, 2008#106

Espy

Trish Sparda said:
Espy said:

ElJuski said:

I think that thread meant "natural flow" differently from what I mean.

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

*taps Espy on the shoulder and whispers in his ear*
I think that was the joke darlin.

Oh I know, I just wanted to make sure the youngun' knew. Juski is an innocent you see, he knows not of the horrors of the world

Dec 8, 2008#107

Shegokigo

Espy said:
Oh I know, I just wanted to make sure the youngun' knew. Juski is an innocent you see, he knows not of the horrors of the world

We are talking about the guy in the dickerdoodle pictures aren't we? :rofl:

Dec 8, 2008#108

Espy

Trish Sparda said:
Espy said:

Oh I know, I just wanted to make sure the youngun' knew. Juski is an innocent you see, he knows not of the horrors of the world

Click to expand...

We are talking about the guy in the dickerdoodle pictures aren't we?

Totally, he looks so lost and unsure of what's really happening there... poor guy.

Dec 8, 2008#109

Shegokigo

Espy said:
Totally, he looks so lost and unsure of what's really happening there... poor guy.

:lol:

Dec 8, 2008#110

ElJuski

I told mommy and mommy brought me to a man in a suit and the man in the suit told me to point where on the doll the nice lady stuck the cookie

Dec 8, 2008#111

Denbrought

Lying Bastard said:
Yes, it was just somewhat ironic timing. A few posts prior you'd given your bona fides, saying how you can spend hours on Rotten, etc. Then Denbrought posts what he can withstand, and then you call him a poser...

I wasn't aware that I was Gurpel now :Leyla:

Dec 8, 2008#112

Cat

Dec 8, 2008#113

Gurpel

Trish Sparda said:
I'd say you're a rookie and are barely getting started. The only help you need, is more practice.

4chan is nowhere near as bad as some of the more hidden chans these days anyway. If you'd spent 11hrs on Guru-chan, I'd be more impressed.

Trish Sparda said:
It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.

Trish Sparda said:
He's trying to prove he's "shocking". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

okay okay, valid point.
hey, wait

Trish Sparda said:
He's trying to prove he's "shocking". See my previous post in the other thread about "emos" and "posers". :eyeroll:

previously said:
It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.

hmm.

Dec 8, 2008#114

Shegokigo

Gurpel said:
hmm.

I neither linked it, nor tried to have a face off. :slywink:

Dec 8, 2008#115

Gurpel

I'm sorry I was just in the lion pit with my rare steaks having a picnic. I wasn't looking to get mauled.

But yeah, whatever. Apology accepted.

Dec 8, 2008#116

doomdragon6

penis.

That is all.

Dec 8, 2008#117

Shegokigo

Gurpel said:
I'm sorry I was just in the lion pit with my rare steaks having a picnic. I wasn't looking to get mauled.

But yeah, whatever. Apology accepted.

I have no idea who you're talking to at this point. Either way it comes off as :rcain: :Leyla:

Dec 8, 2008#118

I said it in the NSFW portion but I guess it needs to be reiterated here. We are NOT 4chan!

Not.

Not ever.

Talking about it is one thing, but when you start putting in links - however marked - I'ma lock the thread. No warnings because it's not against the rules, but Jesus Tapdancing Christ people! Beheading videos have NO place here.

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