I wouldn't dare to have a romp in the laundry room... It's in the basement.
That wouldn't be too bad, but unfortunately we live in an appartement house and share the laundry room with 5 other parties...
Don't want to be caught by ms. nosy neighbour enjoing doing the special laundry...
Actually... I was lying about the girlfriend, too...
She isn't home right now and it's my turn to do the laundry.
Sad life, isn't it?