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Cracked me up; the emergency bra face mask.

Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale... | Health Tech - CNET News

Well, I think I would die all the same.

Maybe, If I start hanging out with my mom...

This is both hilarious and useful... I approve.

I'm guessing the emergency jockstrap will not be nearly as popular.

Fun Size said:

I'm guessing the emergency jockstrap will not be nearly as popular.

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..LOL... ROFLOL.

not as popular only to some.

Amorous Eyes said:

Once you get past the amusing factor you'll realize that this is actually quite genius.

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Actually it is pretty cool. I have to agree.

I misread.. I thought it said "I need your BRAT" ...now I'm hungry. Was thinking child brat, but now I'm thinking bratwurst.

So will petite ladies only be able to save midgets?

Apparently the inventor assures us that size doesn't matter.

Also, thank you for the new pick-up line "Do you smell gas? Quick, take off your bra!"

Now I know what to buy for the secret santa gift exchange!

Emergency Bra

North_Ranger said:

Apparently the inventor assures us that size doesn't matter.

Also, thank you for the new pick-up line "Do you smell gas? Quick, take off your bra!"

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my wife goes, "There isn't one for my size."

North_Ranger said:

Apparently the inventor assures us that size doesn't matter.

Also, thank you for the new pick-up line "Do you smell gas? Quick, take off your bra!"

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Unfortunately, farting in front of her probably killed the deal before it got started.

Chibibar;440125][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

Apparently the inventor assures us that size doesn't matter.

Also, thank you for the new pick-up line "Do you smell gas? Quick, take off your bra!"

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my wife goes, "There isn't one for my size." [/QUOTE]

Mine either.

Chibibar;440125][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

Apparently the inventor assures us that size doesn't matter.

Also, thank you for the new pick-up line "Do you smell gas? Quick, take off your bra!"

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my wife goes, "There isn't one for my size." [/QUOTE]

The gifted are rarely able to endure being confined by the average.

I don't have a large chest, I just have a not common letter-number pairing. I can't speak for Chibi's wife though.

See the whole problem to the emergency bra is this. What if you're The Mex and you take a girl home with some regularity. Every time you go in the bedroom and she takes off your bra you're in a conundrum. Was there an emergency that she just found out about and you need to put that fucker on your mouth (the bra) or is it that you're about to get some and you need to put her fucker on your mouth (the vagina)

Yet another case of D-scrimination. :'(

Seriously, though, this is a very cool idea.

Wow, I'd never of thought that this forum attracted ladies that are so . . . . well endowed.

Seeing this thread again made me think of a spanish saying: "Ante la duda, la más tetuda".

Some times it hot seeing a guy in womens clothing.

One time my husband-oh. Wait. Probably shouldn't tell that story.

LittleSin said:

Some times it hot seeing a guy in womens clothing.

One time my husband-oh. Wait. Probably shouldn't tell that story.

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tease. dammit.
lace and silk feels fuckin good against the skin though.