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I SEE YOOOOOOUUUUUU (Gimme a noun, bitches!)

#1



Philosopher B.





Soooooo many guests! But I see some members on, too. So come on, you lot, give me some random nouns and I'll see what I can do. Nothing horrible like 'orange,' please.


#2

strawman

strawman

guitar laborer linen lawyer


#3

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

That's strange, I'm on proxy. I shouldn't be showing up at all.

I guess it shows all that logged in.


#4



Philosopher B.

Shegokigo said:
That's strange, I'm on proxy. I shouldn't be showing up at all.
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stienman said:
guitar laborer linen lawyer
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Thank you, sirrah!


#5

Dave

Dave

There's a few that you can't see that are users who are surfing incognito. But they can't hide from me...


#6



Philosopher B.

Dave have you been looking up the forum's skirt again

Also step right up people, give me some more nouns (any nouns!), I know you're around and about!


#7

bhamv3

bhamv3

rifle disk sandwich sponsorship marble planet quark horn chapter buckle

Mostly stuff I see around the room.


#8

Dave

Dave

kumquat


#9



makare

what the....


#10



Biannoshufu

Month


#11

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Nope, I'm going to sit here and complain about this proxy.

I can't see the chat bar on the bottom, I get all kinds of webfilter viloation pop ups, it shows up on forums when I'm logged in.

It's just lame, yet it's the only one I can use here to get through this ridiculous security filter.


#12

strawman

strawman

makare said:
what the....
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Those aren't nouns. Get with the program already.

pin oscilloscope tie-down weed battery


#13

Dave

Dave

What proxy service do you use? I'll do some testing.


#14



makare

stienman said:
Those aren't nouns. Get with the program already.

pin oscilloscope tie-down weed battery
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Im trying to figure out if Dave was joking or not. I honestly never can tell.


#15

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

lionproxy but I have to adjust it with https to get through anywhere.

This one did solve the problem I messaged you about before though, I can read all pages without the blank page bug anymore.


#16



makare

steam-shovel


#17



Philosopher B.

Shegokigo said:
proxy chatbar bottom webfilter forums
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Thanks for the nouns!


#18

Denbrought

Denbrought

mechanism trombone lust belief


#19



makare

Does philosopher b have some Sesame Street-esque fetish for nouns?


#20

strawman

strawman

makare said:
Im trying to figure out if Dave was joking or not. I honestly never can tell.
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Let's check:

Dave said:
kumquat
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I'm pretty sure he's joking.

If it's about the other thing, there's two answers that might apply:

- a preferences setting that prevents one from showing up in the "currently online" list. I have it set so that I don't show up as online in the sidebar, even though I'm logged in and browsing. That's why I was F1st ps0t even though I don't show up in the screen shot. However, Dave sees a list of active users that ignores this setting.

- The forum keeps track of IP addresses. If you always log in from only one or two IP addresses, and no one else does, then if accesses come from those IPs without a login, such as from an incognito browser session, dave can probably figure out who it is. So if you don't want Dave to know it's you posting anonymously to the ask dave and jay subforum you're going to need to go to a friend's ahouse, and use a proxy to be sure.


#21



Philosopher B.

makare said:
Does philosopher b have some Sesame Street-esque fetish for nouns?
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I have a fetish for Sesame Street maybe, but not nouns!

(That big bird is so handsome ... such lovely plumage!)


#22

strawman

strawman

date ring home child affair nailgun drywall lye


#23

Dave

Dave

stienman said:
a preferences setting that prevents one from showing up in the "currently online" list. I have it set so that I don't show up as online in the sidebar, even though I'm logged in and browsing. That's why I was F1st ps0t even though I don't show up in the screen shot. However, Dave sees a list of active users that ignores this setting.

- The forum keeps track of IP addresses. If you always log in from only one or two IP addresses, and no one else does, then if accesses come from those IPs without a login, such as from an incognito browser session, dave can probably figure out who it is. So if you don't want Dave to know it's you posting anonymously to the ask dave and jay subforum you're going to need to go to a friend's ahouse, and use a proxy to be sure.
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As to the first: Yes.

As to the second: As admin I could check the IPs but it's a pain in the ass so I have never done it without some sort of need to do so, like a spammer or annoying alt account.


#24



Philosopher B.

Currently putting these to good use!


#25



makare

Philosopher B. said:
I have a fetish for Sesame Street maybe, but not nouns!

(That big bird is so handsome ... such lovely plumage!)
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Big Bird is only like 6 years old you pervert. Someone call Chris Henson.


#26

Dave

Dave

Is this some sort of weird madlibs? If so....

poop penis doody tallywhacker


#27



Philosopher B.

makare said:
Big Bird is only like 6 years old you pervert. Someone call Chris Henson.
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He's mature for his age!

Besides, I only ever watch. You would not believe what Snuffleupagus can do with that trunk
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Dave said:
poop penis doody tallywhacker
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I like these nouns!

EDIT: I have enough nouns now! Brb!


#28



makare

Well my inner child just died a little bit lol.


#29

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Don't ever go to Rule34paheal and type in Sesame Street then....


#30



makare

Oh Ive seen all that before. I was just kidding.


#31

strawman

strawman

makare said:
Big Bird is only like 6 years old
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I didn't know this. http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bird very, very interesting.


#32



makare

He sleeps with a teddy bear and initially snuffy was his imaginary friend. How old did you think he was?


#33

Wahad

Wahad

A thread of proxies, sesame-street fetishes and nouns.

...only on Halforums.


#34

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I do what I can. Danke.


#35



Philosopher B.

Gimme a Noun Rap (Click for tune!)

I ain't never gonna buckle, bitch, make me a sandwich
I got rap sponsorships – Man, I rule the fuckin' planet
My dick is hard like marble, yours is like a fuckin' pin
I'm a penis laborer – your tallywhacker is a sin

I am offkilter, child, I licked a car battery
Like a webfilter gone wild I'll scare the poop outta ye
I'll use a steamshovel to fling my fuckin' doody
It'll be a half-blind affair, you'll go home lookin like 'Mad-Eye' Moody

Don't ask for a date, I'll put a kumquat in your eye
On your bottom I will wail with my ring finger 'till you cry
I'll tie-down your ass, cover you with dirty linen
Break out the weed, smoke grass. My belief? 'Relax before sinnin''

I'll play my guitar like a lawyer plays a court
Then out comes the nailgun; A new chapter, better sport
I lust to ruin you like I ruin drywall
So sound the horn of war, I'm about to get my rifle

Gimme a noun rap uh-huh-uh/ Gimme a noun rap yeah-huh
Takin' what you gimme baby/ What can I do wi' dat
Gimme a noun rap uh-huh-uh/ Gimme a noun rap yeah-uh
Takin' what you gimme baby/ What can I do wi' dat

Spoken

Well actually, I can't do very much because I used too many syllables. And my flow wasn't that good. But it was a great thread, yeah? I dunno, shit. I'm just spitballin', y'all. Fuck, I'm goin' away now, goodbye … thread over! Fuck!


#36

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Everyone who reads this needs to "like" that post, immediately.


#37

strawman

strawman

Ok, ok, ok, who's doing vocals for this?


#38



Philosopher B.

USED:
buckle sandwich sponsorships planet marble pin laborer tallywhacker child battery webfilter poop steamshovel doody affair home date kumquat bottom ring tie-down linen weed belief guitar lawyer nailgun chapter lust drywall horn rifle

UNUSED:
oscilloscope disk quark proxy chatbar forums mechanism trombone lye

I wish I could've fit in 'trombone.' :-o


#39

fade

fade

Philosopher B. said:
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I wish I could've fit in 'trombone.' :-o
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gross.


#40



Philosopher B.



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