She's nearly 90 years old.
Has been diabetic for decades.
Kicked cancer square in the nads TWICE.
And has recently been suffering from a series of mini-strokes and possible kidney failure, but then began recovering to the point where the hospice she was admitted to kicked her out for being too well.
She is now back in the nursing home she started in before the strokes. They couldn't care for her properly with her recent issues, but have now readmitted her.
The only explanation is that she's immortal.
#2
fade
The only way to know for sure is to chop off her head and see if you win the prize. This is also the recommended procedure for determining if she is a piñata.
#3
makare
But does she have a scottish accent?
#4
SeraRelm
That was Scottish?
#5
bhamv3
Highlander is only one of many possibilities.
She may have made a horcrux. Has she murdered anyone magically lately?
She may be a vampire. Does she sparkle in the sun?
She may be a goddess. Does she have a pantheon full of worshippers?
