I went to the renaissance festival and all I got was this...

[CrimsonSoul]

stupidly awesome mug!

my poor wife barely got a thing, just this metal rose (the big one in the middle, to add to her collection of the others)

And a dozen wooden roses twisted into a pattern...

and a hair braid...

and some satin pillow cases to help keep the braid (no pictures).

I think I got gipped, she on the other hand made out like a bandit

 

[@Li3n]

and a hair braid...

OMG, WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A HOLE IN HER HEAD!!!!!

I can't freaking unsee it now...

 

[doomdragon6]

Aw c'mon. At least she got you something. It's sweet.

 

[Emrys]

For a second there, I thought you were going to say "STD" and I was going to offer to sell you a hideously implausible cure made with mercury and dried rabbit spleen.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

OMG, WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A HOLE IN HER HEAD!!!!!

I can't freaking unsee it now...

YES! YES! STARE INTO THE BLACK HOLE OF BRAIDS! it has begun.... IT HAS BEGUN!

mwahaha MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!