If the widow is...
... Megan Fox or Halle Berry, $1.50 and a chocolate milkshake.
... Drew Barrymore, Leelee Sobieski or Julia Roberts, $20 and french fries (with ketchup).
... Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie or Ornella Muti, $50 and a deepdish salami pizza.
... Gabriella Sabatini or Sarah Jessica Parker, $200 and a good steak.
... Bette Midler or any of the Desperate Housewives, $1000 and a three-course dinner with Itzhak Perlman playing the violin.
... Barbara Streisand or Pamela Anderson, $100,000 and a female twenty-something five-star French chef with a nymphomaniac streak in my service for a week.
... Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton, the US military budget and the soul of every firstborn child west of the Mississippi.