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I'll never look at a Ken doll in the same way again...

#1

drifter

drifter

...actually, I never look at Ken dolls anyway. :paranoid:
Still, this story is simultaneously hilarious and incredibly cringe-inducing.

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Spoiler may actually be even better after reading the article.



#2



makare

oh man that is hilarious.


#3



Philosopher B.

:Leyla:


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Yikes.


#5

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Yeah... no. :humph:


#6

Troll

Troll

O.O


#7

FnordBear

FnordBear

Well that's what Ken gets for having no "stick shift".


#8

@Li3n

@Li3n

What, we all knew women can't use pliers...


#9



Chazwozel

:Leyla:


#10

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

O_O


#11

Baerdog

Baerdog

:eyebrows:


#12

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

:confused:

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.


#13

figmentPez

figmentPez

Yeah... no. :humph:
Bratz dolls more your style? Or, maybe, Skeletor?


#14



Disconnected

i'm actually surprised that it was 'just a ken doll head'. there have been far stranger things up on in there, admittedly i don't know many items reported stuck up there that the parents pulled out.


#15

@Li3n

@Li3n

Yeah... no. :humph:
Bratz dolls more your style? Or, maybe, Skeletor?[/QUOTE]

Evil-Lyn more like it...


#16

twitchmoss

twitchmoss

:wtf:


#17



Chibibar

:confused:

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.
regular size football???? or the mini one?

either way :confused:


#18

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

:confused:

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.
regular size football???? or the mini one?

either way :confused:[/QUOTE]

I feel bad for knowing this: it was one of those Nerf footballs... there's probably a .gif lurking somewhere in the interwebs of it.


#19

Telephius

Telephius

:confused:

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.
That means somone must have gotten three points for getting it between the uprights. Or a bonus extra point if they got to touchdown there first.


#20

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Yeah... no. :humph:
Bratz dolls more your style? Or, maybe, Skeletor?[/QUOTE]



#21

Telephius

Telephius

:confused:

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.
regular size football???? or the mini one?

either way :confused:[/QUOTE]

I feel bad for knowing this: it was one of those Nerf footballs... there's probably a .gif lurking somewhere in the interwebs of it.[/QUOTE]

I think GasBandit has the .gif of the guy who inserted his entire HEAD in there. All the way down to the neck.[/QUOTE]

There was a .gif a troll kept on posting on MMO-chamion's forums a year back that had I think a guy sitting, envolping a glass jar with his rear end. Suffice to say a glass jar can not repel muscle constriction of that magnitude and I was privy to a view of a male period when all i wanted to do was read about pixel dragons.


#22

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I think GasBandit has the .gif of the guy who inserted his entire HEAD in there. All the way down to the neck.
That one was found out to be faked, I believe...


#23

Troll

Troll

I believe it was also called "1 Guy 1 Jar", or something like that. I never saw it, but people at a party were talking about it because they had just discovered 2 girls 1 cup and similar clips.


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