[Funny] I'm a WINNER!!

[Dave]

Today at work I get this email that is as follows:

Hey David,
Congratulations!
You won the final Faculty & Staff campaign prize drawing.
If possible, I would like to talk to you briefly and get a photo for the BU Insider employee newsletter sometime Thursday.
I will try and contact you later today or Wednesday to firm up the time and place.
Talk to you soon.
Bill

Wow! So I look up the past emails that may tell me what the fuck this is because I have NO IDEA! Success! I found it!

The Faculty and Staff Campaign goes on year-round, but if you make your gift or pledge today, you will be eligible to win a nice basket of University branded merchandise.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Congratulations! You're a weiner.

 

[rac3r_x]

http://www.ifc.com/garfunkel-and-oates/videos/garfunkel-and-oates-such-a-loser

 

[Terrik]

You lucky bastard, share the wealth.

 

[General Specific]

 

[Simfers]

Woo hoo and such!

 

[PatrThom]

If you're lucky, maybe the basket itself will be University-branded, too!

--Patrick