They've said "Spring Break" about 100 times in the first 10 minutes. First commercial break now, and literally nothing has happened.
-- Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:19 pm --
Every single line in this piece of shit seems like it's dubbed.
-- Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:26 pm --
The horrible and obvious dubbing is really distracting, I might not make it.
There have been no shark attacks in the first almost 30 minutes, this is bullshit.
This crazy huge club and party randomly plays a slow country ballad when it's convenient to the plot.
Oh good, a young couple is alone out in the ocean. "what happens at spring break stays at spring break". Apparently the name of the town is Spring Break, USA. I like that the male romantic interest is shown to be so thoughtful and sensitive by him spending time in the bookstore next to the wild club.
#2
The Lovely Boehner
This is so boring now. Not enough sharks. Peace out.
I tried watching Malibu Shark Attack tonight on Syfy, which I could have sworn was the same movie, but apparently isn't? Did they actually make two crappy movies of the same premise?
I got as far as the 5th recycled footage of the crappy cgi shark before giving up. I think there was also the same footage of some little submerged beach-house that they used over and over again whenever they would cutaway to what was happening there, except it was the same damn thing every time with no development.
RRAAARRRGLGLGLLL!
#6
chakz
I don't know how bored you have to be to watch a syfy movie. But I'm pretty sure its passed the "Saw off limbs for entertainment" phase. Enjoy your new prosthetics.
