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Indy 5

Sep 20, 2009#1

Bubble181

So....Fifth Indiana Jones movie. With Sean COnnery as his father coming back. What are your thoughts? :-P

Sep 20, 2009#2

Kitty Sinatra

Indiana Jones and the Legendary Wheelchair.
Old and Older

Sep 20, 2009#3

Shegokigo

No. :humph:

Sep 20, 2009#4

Bubble181

Look o nthe bright side. I'd rather get a Ford/Connery Indy movie, than a LeBullcrap/Ford one; and it's likely mostly the same storyline we'd have gotten that way, too.

Sep 20, 2009#5

Krisken

But... I thought they killed Connery's character off?

Sep 20, 2009#6

Cuyval Dar

Krisken said:
But... I thought they killed Connery's character off?

Zombie Connery?
:007: + :zombie:

EDIT: I am a god of tags.
Can someone else add "spielberg tapes it" and "while masturbating furiously"?

Sep 20, 2009#7

Bubble181

The trick is to get them in the right order to be funny.

Sep 20, 2009#8

Cuyval Dar

I love this place.

Sep 20, 2009#9

Shegokigo

Cuyval Dar;259981][quote=Krisken said:
But... I thought they killed Connery's character off?

Zombie Connery?[/QUOTE]

Sep 20, 2009#10

Kitty Sinatra

The thread tags have certainly become another source of amusement for us, but they sure are useless for their intended purpose.

Sep 20, 2009#11

Bubble181

I dunno. If I was looking for a thread about Indy 5, "George Lucas is a dick" and "raping my childhood" would probably pop in my mind :-P

Sep 20, 2009#12

AshburnerX

Bubble181 said:
So....Fifth Indiana Jones movie. With Sean COnnery as his father coming back. What are your thoughts? :-P

He's supposed to be retired and writing a book. Is this confirmed?

Sep 20, 2009#13

Kitty Sinatra

AshburnerX;260015][quote=Bubble181 said:
So....Fifth Indiana Jones movie. With Sean COnnery as his father coming back. What are your thoughts? :-P

He's supposed to be retired and writing a book. Is this confirmed?[/QUOTE]
Connery turned down playing Gandalf, eh? :blue:

Sep 20, 2009#14

Shegokigo

And let us be thankful that he did.

Sep 20, 2009#15

phil

It's a trap to get us to watch indy 4 again to see if they actually said he was dead or just implied it.

Sep 20, 2009#16

The Lovely Boehner

IV was bad, this will be bad.

Sep 20, 2009#17

AshburnerX

Charlie Dont Surf said:
IV was bad, this will be bad.

Indy 4 wouldn't have been a bad movie if it wasn't an Indy movie. In fact, we'd have probably called it a Indy knock-off and been done with it.

Sep 20, 2009#18

Shegokigo

Indy 4 was an extremely formulaic Indy movie. That wasn't what was wrong with it.

Sep 20, 2009#19

ElJuski

Wait, is any of this beyond conjecture and people being morons on the internet?

Sep 20, 2009#20

ThatNickGuy

I liked Indy 4.

Sep 20, 2009#21

Shegokigo

ThatNickGuy said:
I liked Indy 4.

Care to explain why?

Sep 20, 2009#22

ThatNickGuy

Because like the other ones, it was a fun, light-hearted action flick that heralded back to the old pulp adventure novels.

Before going in to see it, I read someone's thoughts on the movie:
-The originals were meant to be an homage to the old 30s/40s pulps, which included Nazi's, strange undiscovered countries/jungles, mysticism, etc.
-Because Ford aged, they had to age the character, therefore the homage. Therefore, the homage turned to 50s/60s pulps, which included space exploration, alien and government conspiracies, Russians, the nuclear family, etc.

Sure, some of it was corny (the monkeys), but overall, it was just a fun action adventure film. I felt like a kid again watching it.

Sep 21, 2009#23

JONJONAUG

Wait, this is real?

I thought Connery left the movie biz for good a while back.

Sep 21, 2009#24

Wahad

Gruebeard;260017][quote=AshburnerX;260015][quote=Bubble181 said:
So....Fifth Indiana Jones movie. With Sean COnnery as his father coming back. What are your thoughts? :-P

He's supposed to be retired and writing a book. Is this confirmed?[/QUOTE]
Connery turned down playing Gandalf, eh? :blue:[/QUOTE]

Instead of YOU SHALL NOT PAAAASSSS we'd get: "You shall not passh, lad."

Sep 21, 2009#25

@Li3n

ThatNickGuy said:
I liked Indy 4.

You just like seeing Lucas and Spielberg rape people pervert...

Sep 21, 2009#26

The Lovely Boehner

mr_thehun said:
The sexist shit fest that it was. Can you imagine a more annoying female character then that dumb broad?

I, uh.

I....
um....

well....

ladies and gentlemen, uh....

And I think Indy V is not just stupid people on the internet, I think Ford, Lucas, or Spielberg or some combination of those folks said they were waiting or working on a script. The Connery thing is probably bullshit since he is retired.

Sep 22, 2009#27

Alucard

wait but i thought in indy 4 his dad was dead so how can they bring him back?

Sep 22, 2009#28

Gadzooks

once you reach Max Level, you stop leveling

Sep 24, 2009#29

Shegokigo

Sep 24, 2009#30

Shannow

@Li3n;260179][quote=ThatNickGuy said:
I liked Indy 4.

You just like seeing Lucas and Spielberg rape people pervert...[/QUOTE]

Sep 24, 2009#31

Chibibar

I like Indy 4 for what it is.

sure if you think all indy's movies are suppose to be religious artifacts, but I think the aliens were ok.

It was just a fun movie to watch.

Sep 24, 2009#32

@Li3n

Chibibar said:
It was just a fun movie to watch.

No it wasn't... and not because of the aliens... but then again only the 1st one is truly good (having Marion back was nice, even if it came with Shia LeBouf).

Sep 24, 2009#33

Chibibar

@Li3n;262526][quote=Chibibar said:
It was just a fun movie to watch.

No it wasn't... and not because of the aliens... but then again only the 1st one is truly good (having Marion back was nice, even if it came with Shia LeBouf).[/QUOTE]

well.. you don't like it. I like it

maybe I should have said "It was just a fun movie to watch FOR ME"

there fixed.

Sep 24, 2009#34

@Li3n

nah, you just tell yourself that to deal with the trauma...

Sep 24, 2009#35

ThatNickGuy

No, you tell yourself that if you legitimately liked the movie.

Quit trolling.

Sep 24, 2009#36

Cajungal

Ah, opinions. I keep forgetting that they can, in fact, be wrong. :rolleyes:

I hated that movie, but I can understand looking back how some enjoyed it.

Sep 25, 2009#37

@Li3n

Cajungal said:
Ah, opinions. I keep forgetting that they can, in fact, be wrong.

Always if they're held by other people... :cool:

@ThatNickGuy

Whatever gets you through the day man...

Sep 25, 2009#38

Krisken

Cajungal said:
Ah, opinions. I keep forgetting that they can, in fact, be wrong.

I hated that movie, but I can understand looking back how some enjoyed it.

Yup, this is pretty much how I felt about it too.

Sep 25, 2009#39

Telephius

Don't worry if Indy can survive a ride in a refridgerator propelled by a blastwave of an atomic explosion Indy can survive Speilberg and Lucas raping him, in either case all he will need is a good scrubbing to feel clean and he will be alright.

Sep 28, 2009#40

@Li3n

ElJuski said:
Wait, is any of this beyond conjecture and people being morons on the internet?

It the internet... if it was we'd be breaking the rules... (hmm... now that might explain the crash... which of you bastards dared being objective and non-moronic?)

Sep 28, 2009#41

chris

It doesn't matter if his Dad is dead in the fourth movie, the fifth can play anytime between the third and the fourth. "Doom" plays one year before "Raiders" so it's not impossible.
But something entirely different. How come every time we talk about Indiana Jones nobody ever mentioned the TV show? Isn't it allowed to talk about it, was it so bad nobody liked it and erased it existence from their membranes ?
I liked the show but haven't watched it for more than a decade, or are the fond memories I have just wrong nostalgia?

Sep 28, 2009#42

@Li3n

Different timeline/universe?!

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