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It had to happen: Sharktopus

#1

Steve

Steve



#2

Calleja

Calleja

Edit the first post to edit the thread title....

And do it fast, cause, shit, a SHART-opus is 42 million times worse than any kind of shark-octopus amalgam.


#3

Baerdog

Baerdog

What the hell was that? :confused:


#4

Steve

Steve

The guy from ass-scapades.com might register shartopus. Fixed.


#5

Cajungal

Cajungal

That is glorious.


#6

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I like how they had to CGI the cloud of blood in the water--that's apparently cheaper than red powder. Oh, Roger Corman, what would we do without you?


#7

Calleja

Calleja

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.


#8

Steve

Steve

I think they got lazy with the story. You couldn't squeeze a little stingray in there?


#9

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Meh, tell me when they make "Platyconda."


#10

phil

phil

I live every week like it's sharktopus week.


#11



Disconnected

this is art. at its finest. right roger?


#12

phil

phil

sharktopus = art

mario= something for assholes to do between hitting large rocks with smaller rocks.


#13



Overflight

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.


#14

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

OK the bungee jumping scene is fantastic!


#15

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

Meh, tell me when they make "Platyconda."
aren't Platypus already part-snake anyway? I think the mix was snake+duck+beaver


#16

Rob King

Rob King

They are the only mammal to produce venom, so maybe that's the snake part ...


#17

Calleja

Calleja

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.[/QUOTE]

Biggest stroke of luck in his entire career being a TV Show?

You do realize he was nominated for an Academy Award in the 80s, right?


#18



Chibibar

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.[/QUOTE]

Biggest stroke of luck in his entire career being a TV Show?

You do realize he was nominated for an Academy Award in the 80s, right?[/QUOTE]

can't take you seriously with that cat =^_~=


#19



Overflight

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.[/QUOTE]

Biggest stroke of luck in his entire career being a TV Show?

You do realize he was nominated for an Academy Award in the 80s, right?[/QUOTE]

I stand by my ridiculous claim.

I didn't know he had an Oscar nom.


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