[Thread Game] It's a conspiracy man!

[Yoshimickster]

Where we talk about all kinds of conspiracies, be the logic based or just something we've made up. Mostly made up.

Double spacing was invented by the paper companies to sell more paper. Think about it, does it REALLY make an essay easier to read? Of course not! Its the fucking same either way! But through their agents the paper companies have tricked people into thinking that we need to double the amount of paper we print! And twice as many trees are killed.

 

[Chad Sexington]

It makes it easier to write comments above students' terrible grammar ohwaitiseewhatsgoingonhere

 

[Yoshimickster]

It makes it easier to write comments above students' terrible grammar ohwaitiseewhatsgoingonhere

You'd think thats the reason for my conspiracy, but I'm actually an expert essayist. Hell, not to brag but I got out of my literature final because I aced all my papers.

Regardless, I still feel its something made by the paper companies-KEEPING THE HUGH MAN DOWN!

 

[bhamv3]

Barack Obama's people are actually keeping the Birther movement alive. They use subtle and sometimes underhanded methods to get Birthers to keep parroting on about where Obama was born. The reason for this is that Obama's team have uncovered evidence that George W. Bush was actually born outside the US, but if they reveal this information it'll be dismissed as a partisan smear. So instead they use the Birther movement as a way to keep the spotlight on where presidents were born. This way maybe someone will find the truth about Dubya's nationality, and thus a lot of the bad decisions of the previous administration would become easier to undo.

Unfortunately, the Birther movement is composed of idiots, so so far no one's made the connection.

 

[Yoshimickster]

The rivalry between apple and Microsoft fans was primarily instigated by Bill Gates. He figured out that more people would by Microsoft and Apple computer(to which he is majority stockholder) if they felt they were fighting against someone. Think how huge Sega and Nintendo's sales were when they were rival companies, only this time Gates gets money from both sides. Then people will buy as much Microsoft and Apple tech just to be against the other side. Its kinda like that evil mercenary character who gives money to both sides you see in stuff from time to time.

 

[Covar]

That's what they want you to think!

 

[sixpackshaker]

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

 

[FnordBear]

The reason Hostess is really going out of business is not due to poor sales. It is in fact due to the FDA discovering that Twinkies do not become stale over time, they hatch.

 

[SpecialKO]

Charlie is actually Invader, and he's trying to turn everyone on the boards into a crazy right-wing advocate just by being annoying.

 

[HCGLNS]

KEEPING THE HUGH MAN DOWN!

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Say did you guys know that the Tylenol-Cyanide killer was actually a packaging engineer trying to increase sales. Yep.

 

[North_Ranger]

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'. Their true purpose is sinister.

 

[evilmike]

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'. Their true purpose is sinister.

There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Well I know what Bruce Timm series I'm re-watching!

Disney is planning to buy out Hasbro soley so the Mickey Mouse transformer toy will become a canon character. It all makes perfect sense.

 

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http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons.html

 

[Yoshimickster]

Suprised that one theory about how all the Rugrats besides Dil are just figments of Angelica's imagination. That one gets even more creepy than the Ed Edd'n Eddy one.

 

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The dumbest one on there is the peddler in Aladdin. Like many of the commenters, I thought that was the whole point of the peddler, not some hidden secret.

 

[sixpackshaker]

My favorite movie one has to be that all of Ferris Bueller's Day Off happened in Cameron's head...

 

[Yoshimickster]

The Ed Edd'n Eddy I could see someone getting, except for the tongue thing. Their tongues are different colors because they eat jaw-breakers all the time, or because their cartoons. The Kankers tongues are normal because they are poor and can only afford the bare necessities.

I like the Garfield is a hallucination theory, mostly because I love "Garfield minus Garfield" so much.

Edit: I'm not sure if this counts as a conspiracy or a rumor but I still feel like posting about it here. A bunch of fans of Pokemon I've talked to believe that Pokemon was originally supposed to be some Rated X adult video game. Like, with porn and ultra-violence and stuff. Yeah I don't believe it either because thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but a good amount of Pokemon fans I've talked to believe this(even though I have continually found zero proof to prove yes or no).