Jesus Christ hit by car

[IronBrig4]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/

This sounds like the start of a joke, doesn't it?

 

[Dusty668]

Jesus Christ, what an asshole.

 

[General Specific]

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?13256-Remember-The-Simpsons-Bible-Stories-Episode