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Katy Perry's new album owns

Sep 3, 2010#1

The Lovely Boehner

It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts. Album of the Summer. It's pretty catchy too. Someone described it as if Lady Gaga was a horny teenager instead of a fashion mogul. That sounds about right.

Sep 3, 2010#2

Chazwozel

The Lovely Boner said:
It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts. Album of the Summer. It's pretty catchy too. Someone described it as if Lady Gaga was a horny teenager instead of a fashion mogul. That sounds about right.

I need for you to turn in your cock and balls, and your official man badge. Please proceed down the hall for your mandatory leg shave and chest hair removal. You're off the force, son.

Sep 3, 2010#3

The Lovely Boehner

I don't subscribe to gender roles sooooooooooooooooooo

Also, I'm thinking of changing my name to either Peacock cock cock or Fine, Fresh, Fierce

Sep 3, 2010#4

Chibibar

heh. My wife just bought the album this morning.

Sep 3, 2010#5

Reboneer

The Lovely Boner said:
It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts.

... but none of these are good things, except maybe the sax solo.

Sep 3, 2010#6

Espy

Epic troll.

Sep 3, 2010#7

The Lovely Boehner

someone here has to love absurd pop music

I'll bear that scarlet letter

Sep 3, 2010#8

Ravenpoe

The Lovely Boner said:
someone here has to love absurd pop music

I'll bear that scarlet letter

I'm here with you, chuck.

Sep 3, 2010#9

Calleja

Katy's as hot as they get, don't get me wrong, but musically OWNING.... I dunno, dude.

Sep 3, 2010#10

Espy

Calleja said:
Katy's as hot as they get, don't get me wrong, but musically OWNING.... I dunno, dude.

HOLY CRAP. :awesome:

Sep 3, 2010#11

Philosopher B.

I like when she squirts whipped cream from her boobies.

Reboneer;434335][QUOTE=The Lovely Boner said:
It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts.

... but none of these are good things, except maybe the sax solo.[/QUOTE]